7 definitions by swede

morass

Morass is someone who is a retard and likes to suck his dads rod at night. A not so common insult given to people you just dont like.

John man your such a god damn morass!

by swede April 21, 2004

lördagsgodis

Lördagsgodis is the candy you eat on saturdays only. It’s a very important Swedish policy that everyone has to follow.

The world translates to Saturday Candy. Which makes sense. So if you arrive to a Swedish household and you see the lördagsgodis in the pantry. And it’s only Friday. Don’t u dare touch it.

oh it’s saturday! I’m gonna have some lördagsgodis

by swede November 26, 2017

shitbox-sheila

a australian woman who takes part in the act of anal sex frequently.

most western suburb women (you might say to your friends..look at (those shit-box she/lars)

by swede January 2, 2004

zerbert

"creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound." --Bungalow Bill

This word was made popular by Bill Cosby on his hit TV show, the Bill Cosby Show.

For most people, it tickles like mad on the stomach, which is what makes it so much fun. Try it out.

"No! Not a zerbert! Gah! No get off!" <zerbert> "Sweet Mother of God it tickles!!!"
"Mwahahaha" <zerbert>
"Oh the humanity! That one was wet!"
<continues>

by swede July 11, 2004

Lemming

Is one of those little wacky guys in that old B game... u know with the sweet green hair and purple skin, and when u dont put a ledge the fall of cliffs and die and stuff....

Sweet, look at those lemmings die

by swede May 25, 2004

I want suking your pusssy full night sweetheart

Perv pickup line, He or she wants to suck your pussy the whole night.

Perv: Hey
Girl: Hi
Perv: I want suking your pusssy full night sweetheart
girl: *disconnects*
perv: your tits big? never mind.

by swede July 1, 2018

sack-soy

sperm that cums from your sack

he"s gona drop his sack soy all over that dudes car!

by swede January 3, 2004