Definitions by sunshiyong
keep digging
'keep digging' refers to when someone has just said something embarrasing or awkward and they are trying to get themselves out the situation by backpeddaling but they are just making the situation worse.
for related topic see dig a hole pass me a shovel and ground swallow me up
for related topic see dig a hole pass me a shovel and ground swallow me up
Frank: Hey when's the baby due?
Mary: I'm not pregnant.
Frank: Of course you're not...errr...you look really good
Mary: You're digging a hole
Frank: Uh-huh oh by the way did I forget to mention your hair looks nice
Mary: yeah? keep digging!
Frank: Ok I'll see you round...I mean around.
Mary: I'm not pregnant.
Frank: Of course you're not...errr...you look really good
Mary: You're digging a hole
Frank: Uh-huh oh by the way did I forget to mention your hair looks nice
Mary: yeah? keep digging!
Frank: Ok I'll see you round...I mean around.
keep digging by sunshiyong November 25, 2010
Awkward
A comment made by a third party in response to someone saying something inappropriate or embarrasing themselves in some way, thus causing an awkward silence for several seconds.
Saying "awkard" is often a remark deliberately aimed at stating the obvious to make the situation just that little bit more cringe-worthy.
for related topic please see ground swallow me up, dig a hole and keep digging
Saying "awkard" is often a remark deliberately aimed at stating the obvious to make the situation just that little bit more cringe-worthy.
for related topic please see ground swallow me up, dig a hole and keep digging
John: Hey, dumbass can't you read the sign? No dogs allowed!
Paul: er...(awkard silence) sorry sir he's new here.
John: what?
Paul: (whispering) dude the guy is blind and that's his guide dog!
John: oh.
3rd Party: awkward
Paul: er...(awkard silence) sorry sir he's new here.
John: what?
Paul: (whispering) dude the guy is blind and that's his guide dog!
John: oh.
3rd Party: awkward
Awkward by sunshiyong November 25, 2010
actual holy crap
A rare toilet phenomenon that draws crowds from all corners of the house and potentially the entire neighbourhood but keeps cisterns and pumps inactive for days.
An 'actual holy crap' has a golden glow. When one gazes upon it's beauty a choir of angels start to sing. However what really seperates this piece of poo from the others is simply miraculous.
An 'actual holy crap' unlike it's cousin the floater which just floats on the water seemingly walks across the water. In fact it almost skips!
An 'actual holy crap' does not have any political will but does have strong opinions on global issues.
An 'actual holy crap' may feign being camera shy but scientists have discovered they crave attention.
Sadly 'actual holy craps' have a short lifespan due to their abhorrent smell and suicidal tendencies.
An 'actual holy crap' has a golden glow. When one gazes upon it's beauty a choir of angels start to sing. However what really seperates this piece of poo from the others is simply miraculous.
An 'actual holy crap' unlike it's cousin the floater which just floats on the water seemingly walks across the water. In fact it almost skips!
An 'actual holy crap' does not have any political will but does have strong opinions on global issues.
An 'actual holy crap' may feign being camera shy but scientists have discovered they crave attention.
Sadly 'actual holy craps' have a short lifespan due to their abhorrent smell and suicidal tendencies.
"Have you heard about that angelic piece of crap on the news? They're saying the little fella walks on water and he has a golden glow!"....."Now that's an actual holy crap"
actual holy crap by sunshiyong November 25, 2010
Oxymoron
Poor Norman he has the intelligence of an amoeba and a face only a mother could love.
...yeah poor Norm, he's an Oxymoron.
...yeah poor Norm, he's an Oxymoron.
Oxymoron by sunshiyong October 25, 2010
Grrr
Something someone says when they want appear aggressive or intimidating (in a positive or negative way) but has the opposite effect, inducing laughter or pity.
Grrr by sunshiyong October 22, 2010
Yogi Chogi
A slang term for the Korean language.
The name 'Yogi Chogi' identifies the Korean language by the way it sounds to a Westerner.
'Yogi Chogi' is also the official language of Pokemon and friends
The name 'Yogi Chogi' identifies the Korean language by the way it sounds to a Westerner.
'Yogi Chogi' is also the official language of Pokemon and friends
Student: Yogi chogi, yogi chogi, hambooger deyyyy!
Teacher: You know the rules! No Speaking 'Yogi Chogi' in my class. English only!
Student: OK Mr.Teacher, I so sorry, me no speak yogi chogi
Teacher: You know the rules! No Speaking 'Yogi Chogi' in my class. English only!
Student: OK Mr.Teacher, I so sorry, me no speak yogi chogi
Yogi Chogi by sunshiyong October 21, 2010