5 definitions by suckmansdick
alexa's best friend ygm katelyn's are usually sum peng grey tings wid big battys. dey r so peng like waaaaaa i wish i was a katelyn so i could be dat stunning!! dey kno how to make yu smile wiv dere sense of humour. yu should totally wife a katelyn cos damn
dont leave alexa out tho she's vry peng 2 xxxxxxxx
dont leave alexa out tho she's vry peng 2 xxxxxxxx
Boy: WOAH WHO IS THAT PENG GREY TING OVER THERE?? LOOK AT THAT BATTY RAHHHH
Alexa: that's my best friend katelyn
Katelyn: wag1 alexa my b
Alexa: wag1 katelyn my bestest b
Cartia: PLZ GIVE UCK I GIVE U CHING CHING
Katelyn: lol no
Alexa: come katelyn lets leave these std infected boyz
Boys: omg look at them they are so peng mmmmmm
Alexa: that's my best friend katelyn
Katelyn: wag1 alexa my b
Alexa: wag1 katelyn my bestest b
Cartia: PLZ GIVE UCK I GIVE U CHING CHING
Katelyn: lol no
Alexa: come katelyn lets leave these std infected boyz
Boys: omg look at them they are so peng mmmmmm
by suckmansdick January 13, 2019
a guy wiv bare stds like eeee u dun wanna go near him he smelly. he thinks he is bad when he is not and he faks pplz mams on the weekend as a side job to suckin ma dick
also hes uglee and he thinks he pulls girls
also hes uglee and he thinks he pulls girls
Danny: HAHAHHAHA IM SO FUNNY AHHAHAHHA
Rhianna: u face funny
Danny: I WILL FOKN BANG YE UP YA BEYTCH DNT GET RUDE TO ME
Maya: danny the tranny
Danny: ARGGGGGGGGGGGG
Danny: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Rhianna: u face funny
Danny: I WILL FOKN BANG YE UP YA BEYTCH DNT GET RUDE TO ME
Maya: danny the tranny
Danny: ARGGGGGGGGGGGG
Danny: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by suckmansdick January 13, 2019
ugly boiz who smoke when they r unborn because they are so hard and cool rawr Xd they also act up to everyone and r prostitute strippers who want 2 fuck for some bling bling when they flex their fokn club penguin wristband. never be like a luke! they are also huuuuge virgins like yikeys
Luke: Hey peng tings, check this out. I got the exclusive copy of The My Little Pony Movie, cool, right? Don't even say it, I know I'm so amazing. Let's fuck.
*woman have left the chat*
Luke's Mother: Oh Lukey boy, stop playing around! You're my little gorgeous boy.
Luke: Thank u mummy
Luke's Grandmother: haha ur so funny my sweet angel cake
Luke: Thank u grandmama
*woman have left the chat*
Luke's Mother: Oh Lukey boy, stop playing around! You're my little gorgeous boy.
Luke: Thank u mummy
Luke's Grandmother: haha ur so funny my sweet angel cake
Luke: Thank u grandmama
by suckmansdick January 13, 2019
A blady barstard who wont stop callin mans phone bein a creepo. toris will say that they are 16 but he looks like ma god damn greatest grandfather in the fuckin 1400s. u dont want to talk to toris becoz they are horny bois who will wanna do the nono with u. do not trust toris!
Tori: *ring a ding* wna fuck babes
Alexa: u gypsy stop callin ma fokn phone u butthead *hangs up*
Tori: *ring a ding* why u so rude
Katelyn: yer mum a prostitute tori
Tori: *cries but still calls 100000 times later*
Alexa: u gypsy stop callin ma fokn phone u butthead *hangs up*
Tori: *ring a ding* why u so rude
Katelyn: yer mum a prostitute tori
Tori: *cries but still calls 100000 times later*
by suckmansdick January 13, 2019
a nitty with a small figgy (da ting down below)
trust me. u dont want to interact with cartias because they are horny virgin bois
trust me. u dont want to interact with cartias because they are horny virgin bois
Alexa: *dances"
Alexa: "ayo wag1 who's Cartia"
Cartia: me
Alexa: Wag1 my g *badalalalalala*
Cartia: what da fork
Class: That's definately a Cartia.
Cartia: me mam callin
Alexa: "ayo wag1 who's Cartia"
Cartia: me
Alexa: Wag1 my g *badalalalalala*
Cartia: what da fork
Class: That's definately a Cartia.
Cartia: me mam callin
by suckmansdick January 13, 2019