Following a spot of department store garment liberation:
"Shit man! Der's a damsel in dis dress! No wunda I could nut carry it, you ragamuffin"
"Shit man! Der's a damsel in dis dress! No wunda I could nut carry it, you ragamuffin"
by stropmag October 21, 2006
To purchase a piece of agricultural machinery without the means to pay for it but in the hope that the profits from the yet unharvested crops will provide sufficient to meet the bill.
"I see old Muffin's combine has failed again. God knows wghat he's going to do as the old boy doesn't seem to have a pot to piss in".
"Reckon he'll tractor factor but he's not as skint as he makes out, at least not according to Hans the bank manager".
"Reckon he'll tractor factor but he's not as skint as he makes out, at least not according to Hans the bank manager".
by stropmag October 29, 2006
A verb meaning to misstate, lie, be economical with the truth. from 'Rupert Murdoch', the media baron.
by stropmag July 25, 2011
A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
by stropmag October 03, 2006
A pornographic magazine used as an aid to male masturbation. From the actions of a barber using the strop to sharpen a razor. (Less common since the rise in Internet use to access pornographic material.)
by stropmag October 04, 2006
One who enjoys the subsidies offered to farmers for milk production without actually producing any dairy products whatsoever.
"Commissioner, I think I should advise you that we have evidence of a subsidy milker operating out of Germany"
by stropmag October 03, 2006
An inflammation of the rectum.
Basil , who was renown for scratching his itchy arse, finally went to the doctor and was diagnosed with ring rot causing rectumitis.
by stropmag October 24, 2015