strong badian's definitions

Great Sex Tapes

An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.

Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!

Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!

Mike: Ron Sexsmith?

by strong badian March 31, 2005

billy talent

A great, new Canadian band, liked by literate and illiterate people alike, it appears.

Led by Ben Kowalewicz and Ian D'Sa, three of the guys in the band look strangely like guys from Sum 41, but are infinetly better.

blly talint fukin rools!

And for the people who can speak English: Billy Talent are one of the best bands from my native Canada in the last 10 years.

by strong badian May 23, 2004

spanky

(1)One of the coolest cruiserweights on WWE Smackdown. Also known as Brian Kendrick.

(2)Agnes Skinner's nickname for her son Seymour.

(1)Spanky's finishing maneuver is the sliced bread 2.

(2)"Spanky, I told you not to play in the neighbour's yard!"

by strong badian December 26, 2003

bird-eating cloud

Minor character in Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon written by the almighty Strong Bad.

*chomp* *chomp*

by strong badian February 29, 2004

X&Y

The eagerly-anticipated third studio album by the (in my opinion) greatest band ever, Coldplay. The first single "Speed of Sound" will be released on May 23rd, 2005, while the album itself drops on June 6th, 2005.

I'm planning on camping out outside of Fred's Record's on June 6th to get X&Y.

by strong badian April 11, 2005

torontonian

The biggest spoiled brats in all of Canada. From Cape Spear to Victoria, no one worse.

A pansy Torontonian corssed my path the other way, so I gave him a good Newfoundlander smack upside the head! How do you like that, eh?!

by strong badian May 29, 2004

wild baloney

An actual animal, found in Tazmania.

Wild baloney doesn't taste as good as real baloney. Mmm, mmm, newfie steak!

by strong badian May 2, 2004