stoner's definitions

uniboob

What happens when white trash whores don't have money to pay for Playboy boobs at Boob R Us, but still want to have big tit (notice the lack of 'ties')

Dumb bitch wants them fake ass playmate titties, but couldn't pay for it, so she got a uniboob.

by Stoner May 23, 2003

dirt weed

Really bad marijuana that actually looks like dirt. Bad mexican swag.

Dude, you sold me dirt weed.

by Stoner October 8, 2003

philosophy

The reason for wars and pain and death in the world.

nothing else to say really

by stoner April 6, 2005

ch ching

Used as onomatopia, the sound of a cash register. Signifies in a final sense a profound exclamation.

there is currently no example for this word

by Stoner April 20, 2005

hats

Hats was first used in a tight group of Mt. Greylock High School stoners but rapidy gained popularity among the school to mean MArijuana. A whole sub-system of terms branches from it using winter items to represent their favorite illegal things. The process of smoking marijuana is called, wearing a hat, or putting a hat on.

"Hey man, are you cold?"
"Yeah, we should wear hats"

by stoner November 13, 2004

rusty muffler

Used as a code word over the phone when talking about marijuana cigarettes, joints, reefers, doobies, chongers, etc., etc....

Hey man do you got any rusty mufflers?

by stoner July 17, 2002

The ball is in your court

the Origins of this phrase are as yet, unconfirmed. But is believed to have been first said somewhere in the south of England

a non-confrontational way of saying "it's your turn" and can be adapted as in his/her/their court.

Adrian: do you wanna spark it?
Gareth: the ball's in your court, man.
Adrian asking Gareth if he wants to light Adrian's joint.

by Stoner October 18, 2004