stomps's definitions

Antecosmogenic

(adjective)
1) of or belonging to the period before the beginning of the universe.

Mom turned out the lights and closed the door behind her. I sat under the sheets in the antecosmogenic dark until my eyes adjusted.

God looked into the antecosmogenic void and spoke.

by stomps April 21, 2021

Bitcoin Digger

A gold digger who focuses on attracting tech entrepreneurs. A bitcoin digger can't use the typical clues for wealth and status (rolexes, etc.), but looks for guys who wear the same hoodie and jeans every day, name-drop venture capital firms, and prominently list themselves as "founder" or "co-founder" on LinkedIn.

"Christie's new boyfriend is head over heals for her, but he seems a little socially awkward. Nice, but awkward."
"I know. The only reason she is dating him is because he has a tech job in Silicon Valley. She's a shameless bitcoin digger."

by stomps July 8, 2018

eupolity

A proactive concern for the well-being of one's country and its citizens.

After seeing the violent clash spurred by the political riot, she was filled with a strong sense of eupolity.

by stomps April 18, 2018

Trumpgression

The ills committed on the world stage by the USA under 45.

A portmanteau of 'Trump' and 'transgression' (optionally with 'aggression').

Rather than commit a Trumpgression, the Prime Minister sought a diplomatic solution.

by stomps December 13, 2018

Plµmber

A microfluidics plumber. A practical expert in fluid dynamics.

When the channels in the PDMS chip clogged, she rolled up her sleeves and got to the plµmber's work of getting fluids flowing again.

by stomps March 24, 2021

Pita chip

A "woke" cracker. A white person flavored by performative anti-racism.

This white dude added '#BLM' to his Tinder profile like it means something about him. What a pita chip.

by stomps May 26, 2021

Lap cheong queen

A rice queen (non-Asian gay men attracted to Asian men) who is attracted to more top-oriented Asian men, counter to steretypes about Asian-White gay couples.

"Wait , dude, you are dating a white guy who's had a ton of Asian boyfriends in the past? He's gotta be some rice queen who just wants to subjugate you so he can feel powerful."
"No man. It's not like that. He's a total lap cheong queen. He lives for my cock, and I top his ass every night."

by stomps July 5, 2018