steve-o's definitions

Justin Timberlake

The guy who grabbed Janet's rack.

Look, there's Justin Timberlake.
Isn't he that fool who grabbed Janet's rack?

by Steve-O April 3, 2004

buttsex

preferring sex over something else.

... but sex is soooo much better

by steve-o June 6, 2003

german gas pedal

In self-defense, plant your foot on the other guy's balls and grab his feet (the steering wheel) and while gripping tightly, push down on the gas with your foot.

When Sven attempted to molest me, I applied the German gas pedal to his member and crushed his balls.

by Steve-O April 23, 2003

coolies

really really really ridiculously good looking!!

that chick/guy was coolies!

by Steve-O June 8, 2004

smuggled

The act of englufing someone's head with one's breasts.

omg my roommate just smuggled me with her enormosly large boobs

by steve-o November 30, 2004

bass eyes

a gay ass freak with a smell that can kill anything

DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!! take a shower

by steve-o May 3, 2003

Tom's Disco Day

Brought to you from the makers of Disco Day and Dave's Disco Day.

This is a Disco Day taken from your place of work when everyone actually knows your not sick but for some reason just accepts that you're not coming in and does nothing about it.

The evidence of this usually stems from a physical injury sustained over the weekend which allows continued movement and general celebration throughout the weekend but prevents journey to and from your place of work.

The most audacious Disco Day so far.

Tom did a half marathon on Sunday and tweaked a foot muscle. He made it out on the piss on Sunday evening but hasn't been seen at work since. He must be in a great deal of pain to take a Tom's Disco Day.

by Steve-o April 27, 2006