steve freund's definitions

drummer drama

Fits of emotional outbursts displayed by percussionists.

Dude, that band won't survive with all that drummer drama.

by steve freund November 4, 2007

tempo tantrum

A fit of anger displayed by a drummer or percussionist.

Man, don't tell the drummer his time is off. If you do, he'll throw a tempo tantrum.

by steve freund November 4, 2007

piranhanoid

To be deathly afraid to go in the water for fear of being attacked by piranhas.

"A woman should never enter the river when menstruating, as this may attract piranhas. This is why so many women are totally piranhanoid."

by steve freund March 18, 2008

beelzebubbe

A satanic jewish grandmother.

The rabbi's grandmother is so evil, she is a real beelzebubbe.

by steve freund October 11, 2007

maxident

An accident of the largest proportion.

"Man, that car sure was in an accident. Totally wrecked."
"Dude, that was a maxident!."

by steve freund October 10, 2007

gropie

A touchy-feely chick who hangs around with musicians.

That chick sure loves our band, but she's always trying to touch me and feel me up. She's a real gropie.

by steve freund January 11, 2008

pachowli oil

Fragrant body oil for hippie dogs.

That poodle reminds me of the 60's. Must be her pachowli oil.

by steve freund November 6, 2007