Definitions by steeman

gash 

A womans Poonani.

See also Axe Wound.

Cuthbert: I pulled this fucking bird last night. She was a right rotter.

Marmaduke: What did you do?

Cuthbert: I ate a fucking banana out of her gash!

gash by Steeman May 6, 2005

Freak Boy 

A person who appears to be super intelligent on first impression, but when you get to know them is actually as thick as carbonised dog turd. They also make a habit out of eating their own bogeys during lectures.

Lecturer: Today we will be discussing neo-classical communist practice, in a marxist, pre-trade unionalised, collective bargaining Keynesianist economy.

Freak Boy: I'm bored. (picks nose) Sluuuuurp.....................

Freak Boy by Steeman May 6, 2005

Junior Wife Beater 

The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664.

See also Wife Beater

Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!

3 hours later....

Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!

Junior Wife Beater by Steeman May 4, 2005

Gak 

Something that was done by ones self, not influenced by any outside party, that was fucking crap. Therefore, being an insult against ones self.

Matt: What kind of fucking shitty job did you do there you fuckin' douche bag?

Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!

Gak by Steeman April 30, 2005

Woody 

Known as an erect penis, but could also be used to describe some bearded fucker with bad breath. A side parting is also an optional extra as is the rye grin that makes the hairs on your neck stick on end!

Woody person: Hi, this project is going to cost 10 thousand dollars.

Anybody: Fuck off Woody, your having a laugh!

Woody person: (Rye Grin ) Ok.

Woody by Steeman April 30, 2005

The Cabbage

A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.

Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.

The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!

Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.

The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!

The Cabbage by Steeman April 30, 2005

Filth 

Used to describe a situation, or a sporting event, where somebody does something to you to screw you over, in the face of imminent defeat.

Jonny: I can't possibly win this pool game, so I'm going to snooker Ryan and take the easy option.

Matt: Oh shit, here comes some filth.
Chris: Thats filth.
Ryan: Filth.
Charlie: Filth.

Filth by Steeman April 28, 2005