54 definitions by stan

coal miner

white guy that only does black girls

Dude is going out coal mining tonight

by stan May 3, 2004

Anime

useless shit cartoons that draw the attention of doomed middle school nerds with small penises

if you enjoy anime and are over the age of nine you deserve to be hot-karled

by stan February 13, 2005

umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by stan July 27, 2004

cuts like a golfcart

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

by stan April 13, 2004

Bhakti

The state or condition of having reached a legendary level of coolness such that your existance is no longer governed by the same laws, restrictions, and limits that apply to all other mortals.

Coolness is measured in "Bhakti's." So far, the highest ranking person, place, or thing on the sliding scale from 0 to 1 Bhakti's is the Penguin, ranking in at .03 Bhakti's.

by stan March 26, 2005