Play the fiddle

When a guy rubs his cock on the pussy lips of a girl but doesn't penetrate. Teen age form of birth control

I didn't have a condom and I didn't want ot knock her up so we just played the fiddle.

by Stan April 12, 2006

umfriend

Noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend

"Oh Hi guys, I hope you don't mind that I brought my um...friend Ursula to our poker night"

by Stan July 27, 2004

Making bacon

Having sex with a large woman

I was with this lady last night. She weighed 200 pounds, we were making bacon.

by Stan April 11, 2006

trunk monkey

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.

Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.

by Stan April 12, 2006

streaker

to be a streaker, to run naked in public.

did you see that streaker at the begining of the second half of the Super Bowl 38?

by Stan April 12, 2006

politics

lying, cheating, stealing

if you don't know a way to fix the economy or improve local schools, please don't lie to the public

by stan April 12, 2006

Two dead flies

worthless, not even worth two dead flies.

He ain't worth two dead flies

by Stan April 12, 2006