Definitions by stan

split 

1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night

split by stan April 12, 2006

unaware 

the perfect word to define someone that looks very awkward and out of place in his/her current social setting. They seem to clueless as to what's going on around them, much like a mern

hey, that guy in the corner looks very unaware.

unaware by stan April 12, 2006

hung like a paint can 

a very well endowed male.

"She was tellin' everyone you were hung like a paint can".

hung like a paint can by stan April 12, 2006

cuts like a golfcart 

this is the term you give to anyone who looks slow, unathletic, and uncordinated when they are running the football. can be applied to guys in the NFL, your fatass buddy playing flag football, or even to a guy in a video game.

"this tailback fuckin' sucks; he cuts like a golfcart"

cuts like a golfcart by stan April 12, 2006

coal miner 

white guy that only does black girls

Dude is going out coal mining tonight

coal miner by Stan April 12, 2006

spagattled 

to be "spun","tweaked","on one"to be under the influence of meth & loose normal rational thought processes.

eric was so spagattled that he was pulling the engine out of a 76 gremlin in the middle of the street at 3 in the morning

spagattled by stan April 12, 2006

Religious Ignorance 

dumbasses who think that the only important religion is their own and those who think things only exist if they are in a book that i located in most motels

white american christians

Religious Ignorance by stan April 12, 2006