st. ias's definitions

ken

A Scottish word meaning know

" Ye little ken what cursed speed
The blastie's makin!
Thae winks an finger-ends,
I dread, Are notice takin!
Robert Burns (1759 - 1796)

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

LOL

LOL is an acronym for Ladies onLine

I was online this evening. I noticed there were many women online. I chatted with a few and LOL seem to be a common expression. Are the women uniting so that they may dominate men to a much greater extent than at present? Be on your toes lads, keep a weather eye open. Equality is one thing but a take over bid is a totally different matter.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

FUN

FUN is an acronym for fucking usually nightime

My girlfriend asked her chum what she intended to do at the weekend. Her friend told her FUN

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

rapist

Ravager assaulter pillager intentional sexual terrorist

A rapist should be imprisoned for life with no time allowed for good behaviour. I would vote for the political party that introduces a law allowing women to publically stone rapists to death on Fridays. I feel all such events should be televised nationally.

by St. Ias October 10, 2005

real talk

A heart to heart, pulling no punches, down to earth God's honest
conversation, getting down to serious business after light hearted banter.

Sooner or later I am going to have serious real talk with the woman that I love.

by St. Ias October 2, 2005

HEH

HEH is an {acronym} for Housekeeper's Equality Hierarchy

Women are rapidly becoming tired of being slaves in the home. Throughout the Western World they are uniting to establish an organisation known as HEH. Women need more free time to themselves so that they too can enjoy life. This drastic change in society means that the men in their lives will have to take their turn at looking after the children, washing the nappies, pushing the pram and doing the shopping.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

D O M

Some people think DOM means dirty old man. They have filthy minds.
People with clean minds know this means Distinguished Older Man.

Many women in their 40s who have reared their family are liberated sexually.
They thoroughly enjoy the pleasure of having a D O M to escort them on
a regular basis around the social scene

by St. Ias December 28, 2005