st. ias's definitions

rapist

Ravager assaulter pillager intentional sexual terrorist

A rapist should be imprisoned for life with no time allowed for good behaviour. I would vote for the political party that introduces a law allowing women to publically stone rapists to death on Fridays. I feel all such events should be televised nationally.

by St. Ias October 10, 2005

ken

A Scottish word meaning know

" Ye little ken what cursed speed
The blastie's makin!
Thae winks an finger-ends,
I dread, Are notice takin!
Robert Burns (1759 - 1796)

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

LOL

LOL is an acronym for Ladies onLine

I was online this evening. I noticed there were many women online. I chatted with a few and LOL seem to be a common expression. Are the women uniting so that they may dominate men to a much greater extent than at present? Be on your toes lads, keep a weather eye open. Equality is one thing but a take over bid is a totally different matter.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

slut

Slut is an acronym for sexually licentious usually two-timing

Two guys were having a pint whilst discussing a well known woman in the village. "She's a slut. She flies over to the Isle of Man at the weekends, sees your man there(you know, that millionaire fellow who lives on the island), has a couple of expensive holidays with him during the year too. She comes home on a Sunday and on Monday and Tuesday lives with a company director who comes over from London each week. On Wednesday, Thursday and Friday she lives with that farmer up the road there. She also owns a house they are at the University there. When she is not here the farmer thinks she is with her kids. It is common knowledge to everyone but him what she is doing. No one dare tell the farmer. It would kill him. Ach that one is a slut all right".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

hwb

hwb is an acronym for hot water bottle

My friend has one hwb in bed at night.
When the weather is cold my friend puts more than one hot water bottle into the bed.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

CHP

CHP creamy hot potatoes

Mashed CHP and spring onions are called champ in Ireland

by St. Ias October 3, 2005

FCP

Fresh clean prostitute

Prostitution is legal in Holland. Thanks to the Dutch government evey prostitute is able to visit a medical centre and get regular medical treatment. Dutch women may worry about their husbands visiting prostitutes but at least they know that their man will probably be visiting a FCP

by St. Ias October 3, 2005