st. ias's definitions

SM

These letters are an acronym for Search Me

Until the IRA declared a ceasefire SM was said by thousands of people travelling from Belfast City Airport, Belfast International Airport, the ferries sailing from Larne or Belfast and all the people entering Belfast city centre through the security gates .

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

slut

Slut is an acronym for sexually licentious usually two-timing

Two guys were having a pint whilst discussing a well known woman in the village. "She's a slut. She flies over to the Isle of Man at the weekends, sees your man there(you know, that millionaire fellow who lives on the island), has a couple of expensive holidays with him during the year too. She comes home on a Sunday and on Monday and Tuesday lives with a company director who comes over from London each week. On Wednesday, Thursday and Friday she lives with that farmer up the road there. She also owns a house they are at the University there. When she is not here the farmer thinks she is with her kids. It is common knowledge to everyone but him what she is doing. No one dare tell the farmer. It would kill him. Ach that one is a slut all right".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

LOL

LOL is a text message used regularly. It means Look Out Lover

The sexspecialist sent me a text message this afternoon.
I know I am on a promise of a hot time this evening as the message read LOL

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

4th of july

4th of July is a birthday date

Gina Lollobrigida (actress), Louis B. Meyer (Film Executive)
and Neil Simon (Playwright) were born on 4th of July

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

dump

dump is an acronym for do you mind please?

I was in the bedroom with a really attractive sexy dark haired woman.
I said "Dump? Strip. I want to fuck you".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

Hurtin Ass

Hurtin Ass means you have a sore arse

When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

JAL

Acronym for Just anal lust

I approached a woman in a red light district. I asked what she offered. She replied "jal"

by St. Ias October 3, 2005