B&D

This is catering terminology Beef and Dumplings.
The lads from the Circus usually dined in the truckers cafe
across the road from the Big Top. The cafe made excellent B&D
by St. Ias October 02, 2005
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JMR

This is journalese for judge my report
An experienced journalist had had a difference of opinion, about an article he had finished writing, with his sub editor. He took the article the editor, placed it on his desk and said " JMR "
by St. Ias September 29, 2005
mugGet the JMRmug.

hwb

My friend has one hwb in bed at night.
When the weather is cold my friend puts more than one hot water bottle into the bed.
by St. Ias December 28, 2005
mugGet the hwbmug.

FCP

Prostitution is legal in Holland. Thanks to the Dutch government evey prostitute is able to visit a medical centre and get regular medical treatment. Dutch women may worry about their husbands visiting prostitutes but at least they know that their man will probably be visiting a FCP
by St. Ias October 03, 2005
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Hurtin Ass

Hurtin Ass means you have a sore arse
When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.
by St. Ias December 28, 2005
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dump

dump is an acronym for do you mind please?
I was in the bedroom with a really attractive sexy dark haired woman.
I said "Dump? Strip. I want to fuck you".
by St. Ias December 28, 2005
mugGet the dumpmug.

She

SHE is a novel written in 1887 by H. Rider Haggard
I have not read She. I must check to see if there is a copy in the local library
by St. Ias December 28, 2005
mugGet the Shemug.