st. ias's definitions

dry fuck

Developing ripe youthful filthy underwear cummy knickers

The teenagers had been having a dry fuckin the girl's bedroom. Her mother, who was sorting a pile of clothes for the washing machine, knew rightly what her daughter and boyfriend were doing in the bedroom. She called up the stairs " Throw down your dry fuck to me. I will throw them in the machine ".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

hwb

hwb is an acronym for hot water bottle

My friend has one hwb in bed at night.
When the weather is cold my friend puts more than one hot water bottle into the bed.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

pull a Pro

Pull a Pro means to succeed in getting a prostitute up an alleyway for a quickie.

My friend and I hit the town for the night. We had a few drinks then went to the Red Light district. There we watched kerb crawlers and women getting into some of the cars. My friend saw some women wearing extremely tight jumpers and tight short skirts. As he left me before walking towards them he said "I'm going to "pull a Pro""

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

Bjs

An acronym for the Irish expression Bejaysus.

Walking along the road with his mate, Paddy noticed a voluptuous young lady standing at the bus stop. He looked at her, turned to his mate and said " Bjs would you ever look at dat der "

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

dump

dump is an acronym for do you mind please?

I was in the bedroom with a really attractive sexy dark haired woman.
I said "Dump? Strip. I want to fuck you".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

She

SHE is a novel written in 1887 by H. Rider Haggard

I have not read She. I must check to see if there is a copy in the local library

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

slut

Slut is an acronym for sexually licentious usually two-timing

Two guys were having a pint whilst discussing a well known woman in the village. "She's a slut. She flies over to the Isle of Man at the weekends, sees your man there(you know, that millionaire fellow who lives on the island), has a couple of expensive holidays with him during the year too. She comes home on a Sunday and on Monday and Tuesday lives with a company director who comes over from London each week. On Wednesday, Thursday and Friday she lives with that farmer up the road there. She also owns a house they are at the University there. When she is not here the farmer thinks she is with her kids. It is common knowledge to everyone but him what she is doing. No one dare tell the farmer. It would kill him. Ach that one is a slut all right".

by St. Ias December 28, 2005