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Bitch slap

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The main ingredient in "keeping yo pimp hand strong". When your bitch steps out of line and you reach back to the next county and deliver a devestating blow to her insubordanant face!!
My pimp Leroy gave shaniqua a " Bitch slap "
cuz she was holdin back on his money,
she was healin for weeks.....
by squirtdonkeys January 22, 2007
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A Leather clad sodomist with the intellegence
of a cucumber, and the stupidist luck you've
ever seen, not your average gimp by any means.
Your gimp is pimp tonight chris, but my Forrest gimp
got lost on the way to the bathroom. That idiot..
I think I'll get a new one.
by squirtdonkeys January 22, 2007
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FETUS OF DOOM

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A meniachal little creature that crawls out of the womb at night while the unsuspecting mother lays in a deep slumber,Then strikes out on its own to inflict severe punishment on those who study stem cell research,After which it swings on the umbilical cord like spiderman all the way back to the sleeping mothers womb,All before daybreak.
Man last night Todd and I were screwing around with stem cells (for no apparent reason) and out of nowhere came the fetus of doom,Then it suddenly took Todds head clean the fuck off and scurried down his neck and out of his anus,all the while chanting a disturbing little tune that sounded alot like this...(Da Da Da Da fetus of doom Da Da Da Da fetus of doom)
by squirtdonkeys January 15, 2007
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brokeback love shack

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A silly little place up the railroad tracks where two men can "shack up" for the night and fall madly in love beneath the stars, undisturbed to let the hands
wander and please each other...
Gary:Hey Curtis you know a place where we can be alone and play silly little reindeer games and watch the stars?

Curtis: Golly gee, a friend told me about this
" brokeback love shack " near here, there we can do what
we want and no one will ever know !
by squirtdonkeys December 18, 2006
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The place where all brokeback fellas, take their partners
for tube steak
Jimmi and I are going to the Brokeback Steakhouse
wanna cum ?....
by squirtdonkeys December 17, 2006
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