12 definitions by squirtdonkeys
A variation of squirt em and dessert em. To bone the shit out of bitches squirt all over their ass and then leave them sitting on the fuckin curb crying over "spillt milk" A.K.A boy butter.
Man last night I fucked the shit out of jill and then left her crying ass on the curb to catch the bus. Why do I always have to bone em' and disown em'.
by squirtdonkeys March 25, 2007
A Leather clad sodomist with the intellegence
of a cucumber, and the stupidist luck you've
ever seen, not your average gimp by any means.
of a cucumber, and the stupidist luck you've
ever seen, not your average gimp by any means.
Your gimp is pimp tonight chris, but my Forrest gimp
got lost on the way to the bathroom. That idiot..
I think I'll get a new one.
got lost on the way to the bathroom. That idiot..
I think I'll get a new one.
by squirtdonkeys January 20, 2007
Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.
Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
by squirtdonkeys February 3, 2007
A meniachal little creature that crawls out of the womb at night while the unsuspecting mother lays in a deep slumber,Then strikes out on its own to inflict severe punishment on those who study stem cell research,After which it swings on the umbilical cord like spiderman all the way back to the sleeping mothers womb,All before daybreak.
Man last night Todd and I were screwing around with stem cells (for no apparent reason) and out of nowhere came the fetus of doom,Then it suddenly took Todds head clean the fuck off and scurried down his neck and out of his anus,all the while chanting a disturbing little tune that sounded alot like this...(Da Da Da Da fetus of doom Da Da Da Da fetus of doom)
by squirtdonkeys January 14, 2007
A silly little place up the railroad tracks where two men can "shack up" for the night and fall madly in love beneath the stars, undisturbed to let the hands
wander and please each other...
wander and please each other...
Gary:Hey Curtis you know a place where we can be alone and play silly little reindeer games and watch the stars?
Curtis: Golly gee, a friend told me about this
" brokeback love shack " near here, there we can do what
we want and no one will ever know !
Curtis: Golly gee, a friend told me about this
" brokeback love shack " near here, there we can do what
we want and no one will ever know !
by squirtdonkeys December 17, 2006