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mokey-hokey

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Basically, whatever but used in a positive sense.
1: Do you want a drink of vodka and coke or a martini?
2: Mokey-hokey
by Squirrel April 12, 2005
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dinosaur your mom

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1. (v) vicious sex act performed by decimating a nasty chick's asshole prior to bringing your wrists up to your chest mimicking a tyrannosaurus, roaring at the full capacity of your lungs and stomping the shit out of your victim, violently demonstrating the hunter's superior might over the powerless prey.
<note: it is not required that this is done to someone's mother, any female can be dinosaur your momed>
2. (adj) used to describe the astounding engine protecting qualities of Mobil 1 Extended Performance motor oil.
1. Jamie is such a slut, I dinosaur your momed her last night and she called me back!
2. ....and then there's this dinosaur your mom kind that goes for 15,000 miles!
by squirrel March 18, 2005
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a very poor quality insult for someone who either eats a lot or is not very smart
when you munch your entire house
when you are beaten in an iq test by a squirrel who has been dropped on it's head
by squirrel December 12, 2004
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A word that is used to describe something so inmensly great that it's use must be limited.
Made by Will Ferrel on one of his "inside the actors studio" parodies.
This cake is simply Scrumptrelescent.
Hey Sandy!, your bottom looks Scrumptrelescent today.
by Squirrel July 5, 2004
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Blobstacle

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When a fat person gets in your way.
Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.
by Squirrel April 26, 2004
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