sucking candy

when she sucks your fingers because she is so drunk and cant find your dick

last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

flubajillion

a number that is more then a million and a billion multiplied by another billion to express ones love

i love you times a flubajillion!!

by squatfucker420 February 02, 2017

heimlich job

when you push repetitively with the palm of your hand on a dick so it goes in and out mulitple times

dude last night susan gave me a heimlich job to make up for lost time

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

easy come, easy go

when you show up to fuck, but you see a used condom in the trash

"yo me and jules were gonna fuck but it was easy come, easy go when i found a fucking used condom in the trash and her ex avi's shirt in the bathroom"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

flat stanley

when you see a hot hoe with massive jugs but when you take off her bra shes flatter then a flat screen TV

"i was so hyped to see laqueeshas double d boobs but when i took off her bra she was flatter then my 6 year old brother."

"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

Vigina

Retarded kids who do not know how to spell “vagina”

“Pets will have their own vigina in the future”
“You mean vaginas, silly!”

by squatfucker420 September 28, 2018

egg fingering

when you finger your bitch so deep you reach the fertelized eggs

yo, last night i was in so deep i think there was some deep egg fingering going on!

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017