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police

Government-funded gangster
Today I saw some Jennifer Street Police cruising around.Scary man.
by sPUD November 6, 2012
mugGet the policemug.

Len Brennan

Named after Bishop Len Brennan, a character from the marvellous series Father Ted. A Len Brennan is a long run up to gather momentum followed by a kick up the arse.
by Spud October 3, 2003
mugGet the Len Brennanmug.

Clam Bumping

The illusory idea that homosexual women may have sex by bumping one female's vaginal labia against another female's vaginal labia. A slander. Other forms: clam bumper(s).
"Those dikey chicks are off to go clam bumping."
by Spud January 27, 2004
mugGet the Clam Bumpingmug.

Empiracy

ehm-pie'-re-see n. actions which resemble those of an empirate.
With the suspension of elections in 2004, the administration was free to gitmo the country with its empiracy.
by sPud October 13, 2004
mugGet the Empiracymug.

Edam

Yorkshire folk making their frustrations known
"Eeee, damn! I've lost me keys!"
by Spud December 22, 2004
mugGet the Edammug.

Gitmo

vt. to inflict suffering for an indeterminate period.
"If you don't go to bed right now, I'll gitmo your ass with the belt."
by sPud October 12, 2004
mugGet the Gitmomug.

lightweight

This can have two meanings:
1) The traditional meaning of someone who cannot hold their drink or
2) An insulting term given to someone whose actions or opinions are of no consequence.
Martin: Is that Graham over there, in the Burberry shirt?
Spud: Yeah, but steer clear of him, he's a lightweight.
by Spud September 24, 2003
mugGet the lightweightmug.

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