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McPlastic 

Someone who's less than 50% Irish, who's closest relative actually from Ireland is their great great great grandfather/grandmother, who goes around saying they actually are "FULL IRISH" or "Irish". Usually residing in Canada and America. They have no culture ties to the country, and usually do not have an Irish first, middle or last name. They usually do not even look a little bit Irish, yet think they are. They have never been to Ireland, and know nothing about the country.
Unlike myself and many others that have a parent or grandparent and have been to Ireland and have cultural ties, which makes the REAL irish descendents in America and Canada pissed off. Even the Real Irish such as myself do not go around saying I am "full Irish" because we are not. My mother is from Ireland and I was born in North America, which makes me North American with Irish descent.
McPlastic: Jakob goes around saying he's Irish, when really he has a Swedish last name, and does not know anyone in his family who was actually from Ireland.

Look at that faggot wearing "made in ireland" shirt. His great great grandparents we're maybe from Ireland, doesnt give him the right to say he's Irish.
McPlastic by TheTrueMick123 July 19, 2011

McPlastic 

Food type; specifically comes from fast food chain "McDonalds" - looks, tastes, feels and smells like plastic.
"New McPlastic burger! Buy today from McDonalds!"
McPlastic by spronkey November 30, 2003
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An employee at McDonalds that either:

A: Gets your order wrong, regardless of if you check it with them or not.
B: Creates a McDonalds burger that either looks like it's been used in a food fight or a spastic has put it together.
"Some fucking McSpastic got my order wrong!"
"Which fucking McSpastic put this piece of shit together?"
McSpastic by Nitro10 September 9, 2011

molastic 

something that is extremely slow moving. (excruciatingly slow.)
"The pacing of that movie was molastic, I thought it would never end!"

"This internet connection is molastic. I've been trying to download this file for an hour."
molastic by Hey, Strange May 10, 2008

mrplastik 

Teh ubah Hax0r that roams teh texas.
omg Mrplastik is like teh uber .. wewt
mrplastik by Paiste January 30, 2004
Extremely amazing to a point where it is annoying
That dude's Haircut is Mctastic.
Mctastic by D-R-A-K-E March 27, 2008
Similar to McRetard. A Mcdonalds employee.
Went to McDonalds yesterday, it took ten minutes for my order to come through and the McSpastic still got it wrong!
McSpastic by McSpasticssaywhat July 25, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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