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Definitions by spirit-chickadee

Someone who has been smoked has either been taken advantage of and then discarded, or left to take the blame for something they weren’t actually responsible for.
I've been smoked! Now what am I supposed to do?
Smoked by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Hitchcock Gang 

When you have a falling out with someone and they go running to the friends you don’t know looking for support and reassurance. Sympathy will be immediately granted upon realizing their friend is upset and because they don’t know you they have no reason to believe you are anything but a troublemaker.

Unfortunately even in situations where you aren’t even the one to blame, these people may come looking to cause more trouble for you or turn the falling out into an even bigger ordeal than it was to begin with.
Yeah. We had a big falling out. Now he's got the Hitchcock Gang convinced I'm just a bitch.
Hitchcock Gang by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Guillotine 

To become or cause somebody to become painfully self-conscious, ill at ease, ashamed, or humiliated. Any situation which may result in such feelings. Or alternatively to make somebody or something appear untrustworthy or wrong.
I will not allow you to guillotine my reputation for your sadistic amusement!
Guillotine by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010

Backrock Water Park

When you’re in a public place late at night after any potential bathrooms are no longer available to you, so in desperation you end up peeing on a brick wall or other property. This spot effectively becomes your backrock water park and you’ll never be able to walk past it again without thinking back.
I won't go to Edmonton's any more. Too many people I know have at one point or another used it as a backrock water park.

Shitrock Monument 

Any public place that is frequently littered with excrement. Especially one where you know at one point or another your body left you with no choice but to make your own contribution. Such areas tend to be where you find yourself accidentally stepping in something or feeling disgusted every time you remember the time you did.
Beware of Walker Street. It’s a shitrock monument of epic proportions.

Dirty Suzie Smutcakes 

A reference to any female who is involved in the adult entertainment industry either as a performer or as a writer or otherwise. May also refer to any girl you know who has a particularly dirty mind or preoccupation with sex.
Dirty Suzie Smutcakes - it was a name she gave to anyone who willingly made a whore of themselves!

Dirty Robert Largecock

A reference to any male who is involved in the adult entertainment industry either as a performer or as a director or otherwise. May also refer to any guy you know who has a particularly dirty mind or preoccupation with sex.
Dirty Robert Largecock... this is neither the time or the place. Put that thing away!