Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.
Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.
by Spike March 17, 2005
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styleee

An action taken by an amateur in the manner or style of the master; possibly with the outcome typical of the master.

Three 'e's important.
*breaks down the door and shoots four guys, before dodging three bullets*
"keanu-styleee"

*dribbles the ball past six men before blazing home a thirty-yard pile-driver*
"ruud van-nistelrooy-styleee"
by Spike May 03, 2003
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crocop

noun- Mirko Crocop, a Pride FC/ K1 fighter who has a tendency to break your head with his foot.

verb- To smash one's cranium with the shin or foot.
by Spike January 13, 2005
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struanism

an action, phrase or pose that is a perfect example of someone or something named "struan".

or

the faithful belief that someone or something named "struan" has status equal to that of a deity or demi-god; akin to a cult.
1. "i eat cheese really really slowly; i take immense pleasure from it" - a struanism.

2. "struan is god" - a struanism principle.
by Spike May 03, 2003
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saddleback

Ohh, I heard Neil wanted to ride Bob Saddleback..Ouch!
by Spike July 30, 2003
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blort

A little known but very important body part.
Oh my God! My fucking blort is inflamed again.
by spike November 10, 2003
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bonerpants

Pants that make it look like you're sporting lumber.
I bought these jeans last week, but they were bonerpants, so I don't wear them anymore.
by Spike November 27, 2004
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