Nooblet

What dumbasses call small people.

lol u nooblet put taht ling in ur base

by Spiffy Hamster May 31, 2004

Fuk

How complete idiots type "fuck".

lol fuk wtf r u dong? ur gey

by Spiffy Hamster April 20, 2004

Beef

I can't find it...

Where's the beef?

by Spiffy Hamster May 24, 2004

Japanglish

Japanglish is quasi-language almost exclusively used by the most clueless of the wapanese, consisting of both English and Japanese words being used in the sentence. This is usually as a result of the said wapanese person trying very hard to be as Japanese as possible by speaking the language, but since s/he only knows very basic vocabulary and sentence structure, english words are also used. English sentence structure dominates despite this. It is uncommon to see japanese words other than "watashi", "kimi", "neko", "baka", "kawaii", and a few other such fandom-oriented words actually used. Pronounciation of these words may range from being absolutely wrong in a clueless, to absolutely wrong though still conceited, to more accurate than common Japanese speech and pretentious as possible about it. Commonly used by self-proclaimed "otaku" as well. Often accompanied by "anime smileys" such as ^_^ and XD.

Japanglish sometimes also refers to a pseudo-language used in learning Japanese; this is rare in internet culture.

"OMG! Neko-san is sooooo baka XD"
- Probably someone

"That's so kawaii!!!"
- Gwen Stefani

Almost all wapanese forum speech uses some form of Japanglish.

by Spiffy Hamster November 30, 2005

Wapanese

Those outside of Japanese culture, who, through fandom and such, have somehow gotten the idea that Japan is better than wherever they are living, and try their hardest to be Japanese. This behavior, however, may show in people who aren't Japanese, and simply enjoy the Japanese culture they know, having no desire to be Japanese or idea that Japan is better than where they live. Wapanese are the extreme stereotype of obsession with Japanese culture.

If it's Japanese, I LIKE IT. (Shallow minded?)

by Spiffy Hamster May 24, 2004

Dead Parrot

A parrot that doesn't pass as a return in pet shops.

If it weren't tied to it's perch it'd be pushing up the dasies!

by Spiffy Hamster March 29, 2004

Entrails

The aftermath of an animal being dismembered. The exploded intestines and other such awesome bodily tools.

There were whale entrails encasing the entire planet.

by Spiffy Hamster April 20, 2004