Spazz13's definitions

Wanna spend da nite in jail?

When dem bois won't cooperate, Ryans threatens to make dem spend da nie in jail wit Bubba Franks!

Ryans: Damn it bois Suck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah: no!
Ryans: Wanna spend da nite in jail?
Bubba: Wit me Bubba!
Toddlah: Oh My GAWD NO! ( Starts suckin caulk)!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

cock fries

when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands

Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!

by Spazz13 November 24, 2004

My Woodz!

Deputy Ryans Sez dis when he finds dem bois campin on his private property!

Ryans: Bois Deeez r My Woodz! Day belong 2 me! dere mine! Quit campin out on my private property! Git on yer
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Getcha Blonde head down theeeeeeeaaa!

When Toddler hesitates to try da caulk
Deputy Ryans forces it on dat damn boi!

Ryans:SSSSSSSuck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah:(hesitates to try da caulk)
Ryans:Git yer god damn blonde head down theeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Gay Hitch Hiker

Deputy Ryans partna Deputy Daly.

Ryans:LOOOKIE who it is! It's dem damn bois! Cum on Gay Hitch Hiker lets make dem bois suck on dis caulk!
Daly:OK Sir I'll git da camera!
Ryans:Hey Todddlah! Hey JerRed! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSuck on dis Caulk!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Git on yer Knees bois!

Deputy Ryans orders dem bois to do dis when they claim dat beer isn't derz.Ryans hates bein called a liar bois.

Ryans:Is dis yere alcoholic substance?
Berchowski:That isn't mine sir!I never seen that before in my life sir!
Ryans:You neva seen a beer before? What a retard! Bois! I'm so drunk!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

Gay Sugar Daddy

Deputy Ryans pop. Also his nickname

Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's the Gay Sugar Daddy! Suck on dis caulk bois !

by spazz13 November 5, 2004