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when you take a piss while grabbing
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands
yer dick then grabbin fries and puttin them in your mouth without washing your hands
Joe Schmo works at a burger joint. He took a leak on a dumpster cuz some fat bastard cloged up the toilet.He forgot to wash his hands and he took a big helpin of fries and put em in his mouth!
by Spazz13 November 24, 2004
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A piece of fuckin shit.people who drive them are dumbasses.
Fix
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Fix
or
repair
daily
Found
on
road
dead
Fucked
over
rebuilt
dodge
Fucked
on
race
day
People who drive fords are dumbasses and will crash and burn and rot in hell! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTCH!
by spazz13 November 12, 2004
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by spazz13 November 10, 2004
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by spazz13 November 10, 2004
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god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)
god damn knees!Shut da fuck up bois!Suck on dis fuckin caulk!
Bois:(Gulp)
by spazz13 November 5, 2004
Get the My Woodz! mug.Deputy Ryans orders dem bois to do dis when they claim dat beer isn't derz.Ryans hates bein called a liar bois.
Ryans:Is dis yere alcoholic substance?
Berchowski:That isn't mine sir!I never seen that before in my life sir!
Ryans:You neva seen a beer before? What a retard! Bois! I'm so drunk!
Berchowski:That isn't mine sir!I never seen that before in my life sir!
Ryans:You neva seen a beer before? What a retard! Bois! I'm so drunk!
by spazz13 November 5, 2004
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