eBay-ted breath

Waiting with eBay-ted breath:

1.The state of an eBayer whilst waiting to see if they will win an item, or be outbid at the last minute.

2. The feeling during the waiting period between winning an item on eBay and receiving it.

1. "I won't be on msn tonight, I'm waiting with eBay-ted breath to see if Bidder3 outbids me."

2. Alice was waiting with eBay-ted breath for the spork she ordered to arrive. She'd asked for yellow, and wanted to see if a spoon+fork+knife in one object could actually exist..
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aspaztrophe

The misplacement of an apostrophe, resulting in your immediate demotion to the status of complete retard, even if you just had a case of fat fingers and your hand slipped.

Do'nt run, the cow's fell over and thousand's of lemming's are all examples of aspaztrophes.
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Bedward

The romantic coupling of literary characters Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.
Bedward-- does no one else find the a lecherous 108 year old virgin lusting after a seventeen-year-old creepy?
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to lauralei

Verb, to lauralei. To check things out. First coined in Gilmore Girls series four.
Girl 1: "you're up?"
Rory: "I was up. Come on in."
Girl 1: "We lauralei-ed a few places and found the good coffee."
Rory: "Lauralei-ed?"
Girl 2: "Checked places out."
Girl 1: "Seemed like the appropriate word."

Girl one seems to like talking.
to lauralei.

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fris

A mix of frustrated and miserable. Similar abbreviation to mis
Alice is fris because she's grounded.
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fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by over eating. Symptoms include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly, and never ever getting laid.
2. Caused by tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make embarrasing typos.

Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.
1. "Christ have you seen Alex's fingers? They're like fuckin sausages!"
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but wer'e not giong shoippng lvoe!
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SPAG

Poor SPAG makes you look like a moron in the eyes of the educated.
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