paper anniversary

The one year anniversary of a relationship, so named because the relationship is "paper-solid", much like a diamond anniversary signifies that the relationship is unbreakable.
Today was my paper anniversary. MLIA
by spacer_ July 31, 2009
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fat finger syndrome

1. A genuine medical condition, caused by over eating. Symptoms include having fingers so fat you're unable to type correctly, and never ever getting laid.
2. Caused by tiredness and laziness. Not concentrating on typing you make embarrasing typos.

Cannot be abbreviated to ffs.
1. "Christ have you seen Alex's fingers? They're like fuckin sausages!"
"don't be so harsh, he has fat finger syndrome."
2. but wer'e not giong shoippng lvoe!
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blood plugs

"shit, Alice, got any blood plugs? I'm surfing the crimson wave"
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to lauralei

Verb, to lauralei. To check things out. First coined in Gilmore Girls series four.
Girl 1: "you're up?"
Rory: "I was up. Come on in."
Girl 1: "We lauralei-ed a few places and found the good coffee."
Rory: "Lauralei-ed?"
Girl 2: "Checked places out."
Girl 1: "Seemed like the appropriate word."

Girl one seems to like talking.
to lauralei.
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eBay-ted breath

Waiting with eBay-ted breath:

1.The state of an eBayer whilst waiting to see if they will win an item, or be outbid at the last minute.

2. The feeling during the waiting period between winning an item on eBay and receiving it.
1. "I won't be on msn tonight, I'm waiting with eBay-ted breath to see if Bidder3 outbids me."

2. Alice was waiting with eBay-ted breath for the spork she ordered to arrive. She'd asked for yellow, and wanted to see if a spoon+fork+knife in one object could actually exist..
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mis

I get mis when it rains.
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aspaztrophe

The misplacement of an apostrophe, resulting in your immediate demotion to the status of complete retard, even if you just had a case of fat fingers and your hand slipped.
Do'nt run, the cow's fell over and thousand's of lemming's are all examples of aspaztrophes.
by spacer_ May 21, 2008
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