buttonhole

Her skirt is so short and she wears no panties. You can almost see her buttonhole.
by soreofhing August 12, 2009
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St. Patrick's Day

A day to commemorate that famous Briton who was born in Banna Venta Berniae, Cumbria, England.
Yet another Englishman who attempted to civilize the Irish.
It's wonderful to think that St. Patrick's Day is spent celebrating another famous Englishman.
by soreofhing August 10, 2009
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wanker's cramp

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.
You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.
by soreofhing July 06, 2009
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bicycle inner tube

1. Designed to be used by young men as a sex subsitute.
2. Can also be used to inflate bicycle tyres.
I don't have a girlfriend because I'm very shy, but I have a bicycle inner tube.
by soreofhing July 06, 2009
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yid scum

1. A derogatory term for a Jew based upon their disagreeable characteristics (usually in business).
That yid scum cheated me out of my promised pay raise.
The boss sent money to build his local synagogue but when I asked for my promised bonus he denied ever having promised it to me....the yid scum.
Yid scum! They send cash out of the country to support Israelis killing Palestinian civilians.
by soreofhing July 05, 2009
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The Idiot's Line

The line which you always seem to get onto at the supermarket checkout, the highway tollbooth line or in the bank.

The former always has someone who has a limited supply of cash and no credit card so they have to withdraw some items from their cart and wait for the checkout girl to recalculate and say "you're still 9.69 dollars over".
Or in the second, someone who drops his change and has to stop and scramble under his car.
Or in the latter, you are behind someone who suddenly pulls out wads of cash from his under his shirt for depositing in different accounts.
Damn! I'm in a hell of a hurry, and I got into the idiot's line at the supermarket.
by soreofhing July 20, 2009
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bean counting

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.
I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.
by soreofhing July 06, 2009
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