sooner_gooner's definitions
verb; To cause great fear or nervousness by tricking one's friends or colleagues into thinking you have booked a Ryanair flight when infact you have booked with British Airways.
Andy; "Have you booked those flights up for Ajax away?"
Pete; "Yeah, Ryanair is all we could get"
Andy; "Fuck off, i'd rather walk. This had better be a ryan scare"
Pete; "Yeah, Ryanair is all we could get"
Andy; "Fuck off, i'd rather walk. This had better be a ryan scare"
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009
Get the ryan scaremug. The greatest football club in history. A team so classy that even without winning a trophy for four years they still play the sexiest football you will ever see. Watching The Arsenal play football is like listening to Mozart.
"You don't play Mozart, you feel it and when you feel it, it becomes part of you and flows like The Arsenal's midfield"
Sir Georg Solti
"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II
Sir Georg Solti
"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II
by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009
Get the Arsenalmug. The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.
by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009
Get the The Happeningmug. noun; An imposter. A person or thing that claims to be something they are not. A similar but inferior brand.
The origin of this term can be traced back to the early days of the internet when individuals or companies would register similar domain names as more well established sites with the intention of increasing traffic due to typing errors.This is a practise that continues today.
One of the earliest examples is that of metacrawler which when typed as metercrawler would take you to a different site.
The origin of this term can be traced back to the early days of the internet when individuals or companies would register similar domain names as more well established sites with the intention of increasing traffic due to typing errors.This is a practise that continues today.
One of the earliest examples is that of metacrawler which when typed as metercrawler would take you to a different site.
"Those guys wern't helicopter pilots, they were metercrawlers."
Andy: "Did you get the Baileys?"
Geoff: "No I got the metercrawler"
Andy: "Did you get the Baileys?"
Geoff: "No I got the metercrawler"
by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009
Get the metercrawlermug. Andy: "Where's Pete? The Eindhoven train leaves in 7 minutes".
Ross: "He's in the shop getting some road beers".
Ross: "He's in the shop getting some road beers".
by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009
Get the road beermug. Shit football team based in West London, who won pretty much fuck all for 50 years, owned and bankrolled by Russian crook Roman Abramovic. Abramovic has so far spunked over 500 million pounds on Chelsea without signing a single truly great player or winning a European trophy and are now fucked since Man City has become the richest club in Europe. When Abramovic eventually gets bored they will be forced to turn Stamford Bridge into luxury flats to pay off their massive debts. If they win it's buy cheating or luck. The Arsenal play the kind of football Chelsea can only dream about.
by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009
Get the Chelsea FCmug. A particularly bleak part of North London and home to one of the shittest football teams in Europe. A football team who last won the league in 1961 and beat The Arsenal once every 9 years. A dire shit hole.
1 "When I get out of prison I reckon i'm gonna move back to Tottenham"
"You must be fucking mad."
2 "Tottenham lost again"
"You must be fucking mad."
2 "Tottenham lost again"
by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009
Get the Tottenhammug.