noun, slang; 1 A white working class male or female prone to petty crime and antisocial behaviour. A Nuisance. A public menace. A mouthy little cunt.
2 A member of the traveller community who moves onto a public open space and wrecks everything within two square miles. It has been known for the burglary rate in the local area to increase by as much as 2000% when gypos move into the neighbourhood. A gypo may try to gain work by offering to tarmac your drive for £5000. They may also try to sell flowers and/or stolen goods door to door. Occasionally, even if they have not moved into the area, they can be seen driving around in a battered up old Transit van trawling through skips looking for metal that can be 'weighed in'. These people are generally best avoided and it is extremely unwise to engage in any kind of confrontation with them.
3 A person who does something on the cheap.
abbreviation of gypsy
2 A member of the traveller community who moves onto a public open space and wrecks everything within two square miles. It has been known for the burglary rate in the local area to increase by as much as 2000% when gypos move into the neighbourhood. A gypo may try to gain work by offering to tarmac your drive for £5000. They may also try to sell flowers and/or stolen goods door to door. Occasionally, even if they have not moved into the area, they can be seen driving around in a battered up old Transit van trawling through skips looking for metal that can be 'weighed in'. These people are generally best avoided and it is extremely unwise to engage in any kind of confrontation with them.
3 A person who does something on the cheap.
abbreviation of gypsy
1 Gypo "Get us some fags in the shop."
Passer by "Nah mate, i'll get a 1500 quid fine if I get caught."
2 "The fucking gypos are going through the skip again"
3 "What did you get the cheap vodka for you gypo?"
Passer by "Nah mate, i'll get a 1500 quid fine if I get caught."
2 "The fucking gypos are going through the skip again"
3 "What did you get the cheap vodka for you gypo?"
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

noun; The prefered mode of transport of the gypo, usually a 4x4. Gypo waggon drivers are generally violent if provoked and have a short fuse. They sometimes have access to tools such as hammers and crowbars and it is foolhardy to enter into a quarrel with them.
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

noun; A cunt of the highest order. A person who lacks character and wit. Usually a Spurs or Man Utd fan.
by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009

by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

verb; To cause great fear or nervousness by tricking one's friends or colleagues into thinking you have booked a Ryanair flight when infact you have booked with British Airways.
Andy; "Have you booked those flights up for Ajax away?"
Pete; "Yeah, Ryanair is all we could get"
Andy; "Fuck off, i'd rather walk. This had better be a ryan scare"
Pete; "Yeah, Ryanair is all we could get"
Andy; "Fuck off, i'd rather walk. This had better be a ryan scare"
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

The greatest football club in history. A team so classy that even without winning a trophy for four years they still play the sexiest football you will ever see. Watching The Arsenal play football is like listening to Mozart.
"You don't play Mozart, you feel it and when you feel it, it becomes part of you and flows like The Arsenal's midfield"
Sir Georg Solti
"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II
Sir Georg Solti
"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II
by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009

Directed by Jason Reitman, this is the most overrated movie ever made. A movie so shit I switched it off on a long haul flight.
by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009
