someone's definitions

agurk

1. A green vegetable
2. Everything else, except Allah

Agurk! It's so agurk in this agurk place!

by Someone June 25, 2004

Queen of Sweden

Amy Conant. She was born in America, raised young in Sweden where she become heir to the throne. She lives in America now and controls Sweden. She currently has a woman in Sweden acting as her now She goes by Sylvie...you know, Queen Sylvie.

The Queen of Sweden is not a whore because she does not wear makeup.

by someone January 19, 2004

Beautiful

Natasha Wood

Natasha is beautiful! So is her necklace!

by Someone December 31, 2003

carpetlicker

a lesbien, bulldike, or just regular dike

wow, look at all the carpet lickers walking around at the zoo.

by Someone March 17, 2005

bosco

an imaginary person who is anorexic, fat, depressed, spasmodic, and originally created on a teachers whiteboard as a meaningless blob with a face. he will soon be killed by bartholomew.

bosco must die! perferably being strangled w/a garden hose

by someone June 27, 2003

unadfaj

An unadvertised fajita. That isn't advertised. Anywhere. At all.

That unadfaj was so delicious, I can't believe it wasn't advertised. Anywhere. At all.

by Someone March 8, 2004

Nokia

A Finnish company specialising in communications equipment. Many people know Nokia for their cellphones, however they also market complete comms systems, DSL equipment, and cable TV components.

Nokia sells mainly "candybar" type phones marketed to techy nerdular types, however they sell handsets in the extreme low end (1100) and the extreme high end (Vertu) of the market.

They sell more handsets than anyone else.

The Nokia name is impossible to pronounce correctly in English because there are sounds in it that don't exist in English.

I have a Nokia ADSL modem.

And a Nokia cellphone.

by someone January 28, 2005