someone's definitions

hand job

when a girl masterbates a guy

She gave him a handjob when she went over to his house the other night.

by Someone February 6, 2005

teleboards

A place where even the words most hated losers like Derek can go to and not get killed for being himself

I will make homo threads and there is nothing you can do about it. Ner Ner Ner.

Derek

by Someone February 3, 2005

key west high school

a gay pink school where a gay conch is the fucking masscot and all the teachers masterbate under there desks especially mr. welsh the princible

key west high school is gay

by someone February 1, 2005

dry fuck

Dry fuck is not the same thing as dry hump. Dry fuck is the result of a girl skipping foreplay and cutting straight to the intercourse without being in the mood. Her pussy is not as wet as it would be otherwise, so therefore the intercourse was just a 'dry fuck.'

When the hooker saw what a fat slob John was, she decided to speed up her for work and just dry fuck John.

by Someone January 31, 2005

Nokia

A Finnish company specialising in communications equipment. Many people know Nokia for their cellphones, however they also market complete comms systems, DSL equipment, and cable TV components.

Nokia sells mainly "candybar" type phones marketed to techy nerdular types, however they sell handsets in the extreme low end (1100) and the extreme high end (Vertu) of the market.

They sell more handsets than anyone else.

The Nokia name is impossible to pronounce correctly in English because there are sounds in it that don't exist in English.

I have a Nokia ADSL modem.

And a Nokia cellphone.

by someone January 28, 2005

bicameral

An adjective describing a person who has parents with 2 different skin colors. Bicameral means "two-part" and a bicameral person is a person who comes from people with different skin colors.

Tom's dad is white but his mom is black, so he's bicameral!

by Someone January 23, 2005

peetafile

A person who is afraid to pee in front of other people.

I was in the bathroom, and I saw a peetafile in there!

by Someone January 23, 2005