somegoof's definitions

Huntspatch

Alternative name for Huntsville, AL. Typically used by old-school denizens of same said city.

Huntspatch--you can never quite leave it behind.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

town pump

(Noun). Refers to a local female who has oral intercourse with numerous men, one after another, standing in a line.

The town pump always spits.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

stinkpuss

A foul-smelling vagina.

I was going out with LeeAnn, but she's got stinkpuss.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

goofmeister

A goofmeister is one who engages in the goofiest of acts--a master of goofery.

That guy is such a goofmeister that he ran through the supermarket with nothing on but a red cape.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

goofery

Goofery is the property of being goofy. Alt. a collection of goofy acts usually attributed to a goof.

The freshmens' goofery so affronted the visiting parents that no allowance was given for a month.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

rug-a-dug

A rhythm in 3-time usually associated with 70s rock guitar consisting of 3 half notes and a rest for the remainder of the measure.

Kashmir has one hell of a rug-a-dug beat.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

umasshole

A student of umass. Typically, the word is used to refer to an undergraduate who has just been released from his parents' leash.

It pisses me off that I have to stand in front of those umassholes and put up with their bullshit.

by somegoof January 18, 2005