bulltwinkle

(Noun). Nonsense. A polite way of saying 'bullshit'. A way to say 'bullshit' without getting into trouble for cussing.

"My dog ate my homework."
"Bulltwinkle."

by somegoof January 20, 2005

town pump

(Noun). Refers to a local female who has oral intercourse with numerous men, one after another, standing in a line.

The town pump always spits.

by somegoof January 19, 2005

word-lame

Describes a person who writes a lame definition for urbandictionary.com. More specifically, describes a person who writes a definition for a word that has already been defined over 100 times.

Justin was so word-lame that instead of thinking of an original word, he chose to redefine emo.

by somegoof May 14, 2005

poop joke

Type of joke made by those with a peculiar fixation on feces and colonic function. A joke which has a particular emphasis on feces or colonic function.

Sam continued to post his poop jokes on urbandictionary.com, but they weren't really slang terms.

by somegoof January 20, 2005

goofery

Goofery is the property of being goofy. Alt. a collection of goofy acts usually attributed to a goof.

The freshmens' goofery so affronted the visiting parents that no allowance was given for a month.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

stinkpuss

A foul-smelling vagina.

I was going out with LeeAnn, but she's got stinkpuss.

by somegoof January 18, 2005

Fitzginnons

Slang for 'a Fitzgibbons'. Rumor has it that a drunkard couldn't pronounce the 'bb' part of the name correctly and the word was coined. Referring to someone as "a Fitzginnons" is meant to insult by assosiation with the original Fitzgibbons, who famously laughed at his students when they left an exam review because he wouldn't give them the answers.

John was a real fitzginnons for not doing the prized athlete's homework for him.

by somegoof January 17, 2005