Coronaland

The whole world after things went from bad to total shitstorm during the Coronavirus Plague of the 21st Century.

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Houston Kool Aid

Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.

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When your shit is burning hot and running and it's almost an orangish-brown type color

"Bro, hand me the toilet paper. I had Taco Bell today so I'm spewing hot mustard all over the fuckin' toilet.

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"Oh Steve went to Conway County this weekend and brought back some of that Bambi Beef"

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When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks

"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."

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"Nothing says Pride Month like rainbows and dildos!"

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