somebodythatyoudontknow's definitions

Mississippi Mud Baby

A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby

"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Joe Biden

A hot steaming turd

"Dude, I left a huge Joe Biden in my ex's toilet last night...I didn't even flush!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow July 3, 2021

biscuits and chocolate gravy

When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks

"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Popcorn Shits

When you go to the movies and order too much popcorn and when ya get home your stomach starts to queeze and when ya shit, it'll go pop pop pop pop outta your ass

"Ay get the small popcorn this time"
"Why?"
"I ate a large popcorn during the last movie and I took residency on my toilet with the popcorn shits"

by somebodythatyoudontknow July 9, 2022

Houston Kool Aid

Robitussin or cough medicine.

Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.

by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018

toilet tickets

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018