Definitions by smjgJsbjgsm

BITCH 

Acronym: Beautiful Individual Totally Controlling Him

His life is now run by that BITCH.

BITCH by smjgJsbjgsm January 24, 2020

peach mint 

a zesty tidbit of information that may result in someone being forced out of office.

The quid pro quo with Ukraine is a peach mint that has resulted in Congressional hearings.

peach mint by smjgJsbjgsm October 5, 2019

MAGAgasm 

An outburst of support or enthusiasm for a brutal dictator, especially an outburst relating to racism or xenophobia.

Wearing MAGA hats, the crowd burst into a MAGAgasm every time Trump attacked a woman of color.

MAGAgasm by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2019

afoxalypse 

A fake event created by a news outlet to draw support to a candidate they support.

Fox news will soon be reporting on a caravan of migrants, or some other afoxalypse, to divert attention from the President's current scandal.

afoxalypse by smjgJsbjgsm July 12, 2019

visining 

Removing redness from something.

I am visining the first draft by rewriting everything that was underlined or corrected.

visining by smjgJsbjgsm May 17, 2019

amazoned 

converted to automation.

Jobs in rural areas have started to be amazoned, so there are fewer jobs for people.

amazoned by smjgJsbjgsm May 17, 2019

trumphant

Claiming an accomplishment that didn't happen.

The President was trumphant after the Mueller report was released, claiming that it cleared him when it expressly did not.

trumphant by smjgJsbjgsm May 13, 2019