Definitions by smith

quaker 

1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.

1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.

quaker by smith June 17, 2004

RB26DETT

The legendary Skyline GT-R engine that was built of the R31 SKyline RB20DE. A wikid engine that can floor any bogans in a Holden.

Whatca Got Unda Da Hood Bro?
Yo man, ive got a RB26DETT

RB26DETT by Smith May 1, 2004

Keira Knightley 

A hell hot chik ...gives u da buttaflies...

'man shes hot'
'yeah thats keira knightley'

Keira Knightley by Smith May 1, 2004

pejector

An anus that spews forth hot, digested culinary remnants on an hourly basis. See jaxxor.

Jack's pejector resembles Mount Saint Helens at 9:30 AM every morning after eating Freebirds prepared by the burrito maiden.

pejector by Smith December 3, 2003

BLQ 

A numeric system based on a sliding scale that determines one's tendency towards homosexuality.

After a night of fun with his pejector at Rascals, jaxxor's BLQ peaked at a whopping 17.854, thus rendering him homo.

BLQ by Smith December 3, 2003

lawn gnome 

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.

My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.

lawn gnome by Smith November 20, 2003

jaxxor 

Any male who:

a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest alpha male.
b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire.
c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when inebriated.
d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their god-given duty and a Good Thing™ to tell co-workers, friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.

Any guy who would wear a dress because of another man truly is a jaxxor.

jaxxor by Smith November 20, 2003