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"Oh Fuck, It's Monday Again." (or "Oh Fuck, It's Monday Already.")

The counterpoint to TGIF.

Variants: GDIMA, OSIMA, etc.
Ted had a sign in his cubicle. One side said "TGIF", the other side said "OFIMA".
OFIMA by smendler March 17, 2013
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OFIM! Time to get back to reality.
OFIM by Famous Teacher October 2, 2017
Related Words
OFIMA ofimius olimar oximated Offman ofomay Ogimaa Ojimaojo Olimanana olimario

offima'am 

A female police offi(sir).
*gets pulled over*
1st Friend: Just unbutton your shirt a little more, so he'll let us go.
2nd Friend: That won't work. It's not an offisir, it's an offima'am.
offima'am by cryslibs April 18, 2011
Thieves slang for "fence".

i.e. a dealer of stolen property
"this merchandise is hot. I'll have to wait at least a month before selling this to my Offman."
Offman by mrmillford May 20, 2010

Ojima-Ojo 

It means "The glory of God " in Igala language(short form Ojima) . Indeed, the name is bi sexual, and the "Ojima-ojos" are highly special.

As the name implies, very intelligent, special, beautiful, handsome and of course romantic. I bet you won't want to date anyone if he/she isn't an Ojima 😍.
They bear the broadest smile, and are not intimidated by what others think of them. They're firm, diligent, hardworking and proficient. I bet you wouldn't want to step on their toes though!

But if you understand them, they're one of the best things that can happen to you
Hey, isn't Ojima-Ojo the cutest?

"Ojima! Please pass me the keys "
Ojima-Ojo by OjayDeo February 4, 2020
Uniquely talented. Beautiful physically and spritually. Marches to the beat of her own drum and is usually misunderstood. Has a warm and magnetic personality that draw many people to her. Is usually laid back and not easily shaken or broken. However the wrath of her temper is nothing that anyone wants to flair. Deeply sensual, sexy, alluring, and stimulating. Her spirituality and sexuality are thoroughly intwined together as one.
She is so Okima like.

oximated 

A made up word during the Eurovision 2015. Literaly no definition.
Person: Does anyone know what oximated means?
Everyone: NO!
oximated by eurovisioniscrap May 25, 2015
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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