smellyrock's definitions

grandboss

The boss of your boss.

It was annoying to have to submit a TPS report to my boss and my grandboss. It's enough to make a dude blazy.

by smellyrock September 20, 2006

blazy

(adj.) a disgruntled worker who always talks about burning down/blowing up his or her place of employment, but never actually does.

Right before Melvin got fired, he was the blaziest dude in the company.

by smellyrock January 27, 2005

Van Gogh-Kart

(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.

Some fucker sideswiped me and now I'm driving around in a Van Gogh-Kart.

by smellyrock July 2, 2009

bagside

(noun) The side of a body where a gigantic purse or messenger bag is carried, and an awkward barrier preventing others from walking comfortably alongside is often created.

I would hold your hand, baby, but I don't want to get on your bagside.

by smellyrock October 18, 2008

hotsauced

(v., adj.) - When a company outsources your employment to a third party, and you get all fired up.

I'm feeling quite blazy because our department just got hotsauced.

by smellyrock June 18, 2008

unfartunate

A situation that really stinks.

Unfartunately: adverb

Unfartunately, I got caught behind a garbage truck on the way to work this morning.

by smellyrock September 20, 2006

janehead

(n.) The female version of dickhead.

Marie Antoinette was perhaps the biggest janehead in all of European Herstory.

by smellyrock February 7, 2007