netymologist

some one with skillz using the Internet to track the origin of words and phrases

- coined by M2 Communications Design

Urban Dictionary - the first word in fresh slang; an essential tool for any netymologist

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

hallucious

sickening; atrocious, especially anything artistic that's shlock.

From the Yiddish "a chaloshes", literally to faint

I replaced the hallucious plaid wallpaper.

That chutney tastes hallucious.

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

neologasm

the intensely pleasurable sensations generated by using, hearing or coining a new word or phrase (that doesn't suck). Frequent neologasms have been proven to reduce the biological age of both the speaker and the listener. Neologism + orgasm.

Him: Volunteers submit over 1000 new definitions to Urbandictionary every day. It ain’t fo the money; it’s all about the neologasms.
Her: Oh baby!

by Slumdog January 25, 2009

nice bit of old

An attractive older woman. Age is relative to the speaker's.

You walk down the street and all the young punks whistle at you.
A nice bit of old,
Just goes to show what you can achieve with the right attitude.
- Ray Davies "Don't Forget to Dance"

by slumdog January 27, 2009

Family Law

Divorce Law. The branch of law specializing in dividing families. An oxymoron.

Here at Profitt, Fromyer, and Versity we specialize in Family Law.

So you're all about wrenching families asunder?

I plead the fifth.

by Slumdog January 19, 2009

glurge list

list of addresses for a glurge or chain letter

If I weren't on her glurge list, I'd never hear from her at all.

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

don't need no

a pattern of repudiating speech. e.g. Foo? We don't need no stinking/focking Foo! Popularized by the movie "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" and later "Blazing Saddles". Often said with a guttural Mexican accent.

Helmet? I don't need no stinking helmet!

by slumdog January 10, 2009