Definitions by slumdog

washcloth boogaloo 

swiping your armpits with wet washcloth instead of showering in a half assed attempt to mask B.O. that’s too overpowering to be hidden by deodorant alone.

As I was rushing out of the house, I took a whiff of my stank oxter and nearly keeled over. After doing the washcloth boogaloo and a slash of deodorant, I was on my way.

washcloth boogaloo by Slumdog January 19, 2009

mug me earphones 

The distinctive earbuds associated with the Apple iPod. iPods are easy to pick out because of their white earphones and are popular on the black market making them more likely to be stolen. aka mugmes

iPod Users are easy to spot, sporting the white ear buds, often referred to as mug me earphones.
- The Globe and Mail (Canada), November 15, 2008

mug me earphones by Slumdog January 19, 2009

Family Law 

Divorce Law. The branch of law specializing in dividing families. An oxymoron.

Here at Profitt, Fromyer, and Versity we specialize in Family Law.

So you're all about wrenching families asunder?

I plead the fifth.

Family Law by Slumdog January 19, 2009

computer ji 

Hinglish for computer master. Used several times in "Slumdog Millionaire" by the gameshow host. Ji after a name is a Hindi term of respect.

A more flattering moniker than "hey IT guy"

Could you please show me how to archive my email, computer ji?

computer ji by Slumdog January 19, 2009

hallucious 

sickening; atrocious, especially anything artistic that's shlock.

From the Yiddish "a chaloshes", literally to faint

I replaced the hallucious plaid wallpaper.

That chutney tastes hallucious.

hallucious by Slumdog January 18, 2009

acoustic razor

a conventional razor, as opposed to an electric razor

Feck, my Norelco is busted - gotta use an acoustic razor.

acoustic razor by Slumdog January 18, 2009

glurge list

list of addresses for a glurge or chain letter

If I weren't on her glurge list, I'd never hear from her at all.

glurge list by Slumdog January 18, 2009