Definitions by slopass

The Cooler 

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH! Yeah.

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

Dalton

The Cooler by slopass December 13, 2004

poonany

1.A slang word for a females vagina that began as poon-tang and then was said to inbreds who added a little southern lip to to become poonany.

2.Also a raunchy Blues singer/musician who really hasn't yet hit the big time.

1. "Hey Cletus, I just put my sausage in Betty-annes poonany."

2. "Poonany is one good Blues musician."

poonany by slopass December 12, 2003

Filthy Bowler 

A sexual act where a female gets into the fetal position and their partner sticks his/her thumb into the female's anus and thier middle and ring fingers into the females vagina. After the insertion is completed, the female must be lifted and brought to the nearest stairway and be rolled down the stairs, just like a bowling ball down the lane, hence the name "filthy bowler"

Person1: "Hey, you know craltan."

Person2: "Yeah, Why?"

Person1: "He gave Tammi the filthy bowler, isn't he cool?"

Person2: "Did he really? He is the coolest!!"

Filthy Bowler by slopass December 11, 2003

cattle 

A large group of nasty, often hideous, girls, or whales of human female form, who graze and eat most of the day and go nutty for boy bands and chocolate bars.

"Don't sit at that table, that is where the cattle sit, you don't want to go near them, you might be eatin."

cattle by slopass December 1, 2003

drunkass 

A peice of shit that inhales far too many beers or shots and stumbles around like a fucking dumbass

Look at that drunkass walking around like a stumbling clown, he is a fucking dumbfuck.

drunkass by slopass August 15, 2003

dumfuck 

an extremely dumb peice of shit that can't even tell the dumb and fuck are two seperate words. he even spells dumb wrong

your a dumfuck

dumfuck by slopass March 18, 2003

kankle 

a fat ankle that blends straight to the calf
-also see cankle

That fat person has a good set of kankles

kankle by slopass December 20, 2002