skyboy's definitions

Japorn

Ja-P-orn = Japanese Porn. Just fuse those two words together and shorten accordingly.

Mr Otachi: Ai, this is great Japorn, really turn me on.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

bragging rights

The informal right to brag and boast about an achievement you've made. You get this right after you've achieved it.

If you make it up, you might get away for a while, but you'll get bashed if they find out you never earnt this right.

Geek A: *Three headshots in Counter-strike in 30 seconds*
Geek B: Bastard, you shot your own team mates
Geek A: But it was still 3 headshots, that means I get bragging rights
Geek B: You're a load of shit, no bragging rights for stupid noobs.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

tweezers

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.

Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.

by skyboy September 21, 2005

fetictionary

A dictionary of fetishes.

There are too many fetishes to be all recorded in a fetictionary, but the mains ones are always there.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

Auto Sex

1. To masturbate (have sex with yourself). Auto = self and sex = sex.
2. To have sex with an automobile. Auto = automobile and sex = sex.

1. Auto Sex in bed in quite normal.
2. Auto Sex in the garage means you're seriously fucked.

by Skyboy September 24, 2005

limit of sexual deviation

Refers to the extremities of sexual deviations (paraphilias), e.g. shit fetish, snuff fetish, fisting, etc. The fact is, the human mind can be distorted so much that there really is no limit to sexual deviation. So the limit is in a metaphorical sense.

You may think the sexually disturbed sickos imprisoned for life in max security prisons have reached the limit of sexual deviation, but how can you be sure?

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

homophilia

As opposed to homophobia (fear or dislike of homosexuals), homophilia is the sexual attraction towards homosexual people. This is not to be confused with simply "homosexual", homophilia refers fixation on homosexual people of either gender.

Homophilia is much rarer than homosexuality.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005