sirdefenition's definitions

Borris

Big Russian comrade! Like vodka, Fight with bear!
Big shit, yes, but badass? Da!

"Borris just killed 50 Amur tigers with bare FIST!"
"HEIL PUTIN!"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

brown puddle

When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.

Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

Name

50% of the words in Urban Dictonary
Something that girls wont shut the fuck up about on Urban Dictonary.
We don't give a fuck about your friend, now fuck off and put
something at least a little worth while on this site.

INSERT NAME HERE-
sexy, cut, hote, funtey. xd
ur lokky if u hav somewun like INSERT NAME HERE but u cacnt beeat her no matter wutr

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

play this at my funeral

A way of showing appreciation of a song.
This phrase is normally used to show that a person found a intentionally bad song funny.

Video - "THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST"
Commenter - "play this at my funeral please"

by sirdefenition June 3, 2017

boogering

The act of wiping your nose on someone while have a nose that's wet.
Most commonly happens with pets (dogs, cats)

Fuckin' whiskers wont stop boogering my shit.

by sirdefenition June 15, 2017

librat

Another way of saying liberal. A liberal who it a complete brat.

"Mommy, what is that girl doing"
"I don't know, I think it's a librat kicking a trump sign while yelling retard..."
"oh, okay"

by sirdefenition June 2, 2017

Thicc

How Aku likes his women

"I'd like to place an order for delivery..... Aku.... I think I'm in the computer?... Yeees that's it! I'd like a LAAARRGGEEE, WHAT?... EXTRA THICC"

by sirdefenition May 24, 2017