sirdefenition's definitions

xd lol

What teenage girls say when they think they are "random xd"

CHEESE WAFFLES haha im so randem xd lol

by sirdefenition June 1, 2017

sick

1) Ill
2) Feeling nauseous/vomiting
3) Cool
4) Gross, Weird, Creepy.

1) Ugh, I don't know if I can go. I think I'm sick.
2) Oh god, I think I'm going to be sick!
3) Bro, that's totally sick!
4) Dude, the fuck is wrong with you? Are you sick?

by sirdefenition May 29, 2017

Thicc

How Aku likes his women

"I'd like to place an order for delivery..... Aku.... I think I'm in the computer?... Yeees that's it! I'd like a LAAARRGGEEE, WHAT?... EXTRA THICC"

by sirdefenition May 24, 2017

Borris

Big Russian comrade! Like vodka, Fight with bear!
Big shit, yes, but badass? Da!

"Borris just killed 50 Amur tigers with bare FIST!"
"HEIL PUTIN!"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

Name

50% of the words in Urban Dictonary
Something that girls wont shut the fuck up about on Urban Dictonary.
We don't give a fuck about your friend, now fuck off and put
something at least a little worth while on this site.

INSERT NAME HERE-
sexy, cut, hote, funtey. xd
ur lokky if u hav somewun like INSERT NAME HERE but u cacnt beeat her no matter wutr

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

brown puddle

When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.

Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

penis

You must be stupid to search up penis on urban dictonary.
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LET ME STICK MY PENIS IN YO PENIS BRO

by sirdefenition April 8, 2017