Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.
Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.
by Simon October 14, 2004
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Blow-job

When a woman sucks a mans dick
Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night
by Simon December 14, 2003
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state of mind

an up and coming band from the scunthorpe area in united kingdom, they are recording a cd and doing the club circuit at the moment check them out!!! check out www.stateofmindmusic.tk
Band from Scunthorpe they play metal music and classic metal
by Simon January 07, 2005
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Shit Poker

1)A Gay person who thinks its real funny to stick their knob up so far someone's ass that they actually poke the shit
"Dont you dare stand behind me Shit Poker"
by Simon November 11, 2004
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yoyo

regarding a woman of low sexual prefrences,yo yo goes up and down and so does their knickers
that girl she aint nothing but a yoyo
by simon March 22, 2003
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seemon

The ingrediant of life
eg, "MY NAME IS SEEMON, I AM THE INGREDIANT OF LIFE"
by Simon May 07, 2004
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fagbag

(n) A bag usually suspended from one prep or homosexual shoulder to the opposite side. Designed to carry books, and most commonly seen on gay people with sandals.
Johnny pulled his spanish book out from his fagbag.
by Simon May 18, 2004
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