simon's definitions

Uber-tosser

Someone who constantly describes products services or ideas as Uber, Funky, Sexy or Foxy.

These people are usually found on vacation around Aspen (USA), Whsitler(Canada) or Courchevel (Austria), and can easily be identified by their gaudy clothing (with correct label) and bright blue drinks.

That geezer's a right Uber-tosser

by Simon January 20, 2005

Kabooblers

Refering to a large chest on a woman, when they do not meet the kaboobler requirements they are merely (kabooblets)

Guy #1 : Man, check out her kabooblers
Guy #2 : Yeah they are huge kabooblers
Guy #3 : Nah, they are just average kabooblets

by simon May 11, 2004

thumdorious

Adjective- To do something to the most extreme limit

The water makes a thumdorious noise.

by Simon October 8, 2003

Anul Sex

A man who puts his dick into the womans arse for sexual pleasure.

Woman: i had anul sex last night with my boy friend

by Simon December 14, 2003

buxx

Spammer, hack and poker-playing fatass.

Buxx just sent me an unsolicited commercial advertisement for a get rich quick scheme.

by Simon December 28, 2003

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

by Simon November 11, 2004

Brownz

A Cigaret, fag, only use if asking for a fag

Set me a brownz blad

by Simon August 12, 2004