simon's definitions

poppadum

To be an inbred Immigrant of an African origin that worships people who wear Cowboy Boots.

Joe Smith is such a Poppadum

by Simon April 2, 2005

Hi Hon

Friendly greeting usually from old ladies with cat eye glasses and beehive hairdos in the great city of Baltimore, Md.

Hi Hon, how youse doin?

by Simon October 14, 2004

gerkin

A very, very tall and very,very thin person.

Jeeze, that guy is a gerkin!

by Simon May 13, 2005

purposelessnessist

now tree pple joined the sarga
tony simon and jack..
we all realized that life is shit and pple live in a fantisy of religion, ambition, love and passion.
through our lives we found that god has blinded pple in beleaving that theres more to life and theres a purpose but there really isnt.
the abitions of money, love and faith is a bottom less hole that you fill in but it never is full.
so living to try hard leads to nowhere but to a pittiful end....
we saw the light .. the purepose less of life cant not be discribed with just this word but somehting more grender ... known as purposelessnessist

the sence of purposelessness regarding life and its down fall spiral that people realise when seeing how life does not lead to any where.
a psy chological feeling similar to comfusion cause by an external stimuli from the coures of life.

by simon January 19, 2005

duck

A duck is a wholly wonderful creature. They also say "quack"

Duck: "Quack..."

by Simon April 12, 2004

Gay Station 2

Best. Name. Ever.

Play Station 2? More like GAY Station 2!

by Simon October 14, 2003

git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.

"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."

by simon January 21, 2004