Mookie

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.
mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.
by simon July 03, 2003
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punkasscowboi

simon is a punkasscowboi
by simon August 04, 2003
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sold

Simon likes to take it up the batthole in Northbridge
by Simon August 28, 2003
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bello

Bello is a mushroom. A talking mushroom...
Julie: "Hey Bello, how's it going?"

Bello: "Not too bad."
by Simon April 12, 2004
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git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.
"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."
by simon January 21, 2004
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buxx

Spammer, hack and poker-playing fatass.
Buxx just sent me an unsolicited commercial advertisement for a get rich quick scheme.
by Simon December 28, 2003
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