simon's definitions
(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.
by simon January 21, 2004

by Simon September 18, 2003

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.
She's a schoolyard mother!
by Simon March 16, 2004

A pale imp like person, usually with a major abundance of hair in the eye brow region. They usually eat many assortments of fish.
"CRICKEY! Look at that Junot!"
by Simon March 24, 2004

by Simon October 14, 2003

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.
by simon July 3, 2003

by Simon May 2, 2006
