simon's definitions

Do one

Slang for telling somebody to "Piss off"

Why don't you just 'Do one!'?

by Simon February 21, 2003

buxx

Gay Sex Slang Term.

The process of making bucked teeth and digging the frontmost pair into male anus.

I fancied a felch from Adam, but instead he gave me a buxx job.

by Simon December 28, 2003

toss off

someone who mastubates either themself, or someone else.

She tossed me off last night..

by Simon January 5, 2004

clegna

the poo left on a males anal beard

by simon September 9, 2003

grolly

a short human being, of the male gender, intelligent, clever and original

Wow that bloke is amazing, he's a grolly

by Simon September 18, 2003

schoolyard

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.

She's a schoolyard mother!

by Simon March 16, 2004

ital

natural; natural state of being; non-artificial, non-synthetic;

applied to food, ital meanin "whole," unprocessed...

keepin it ital...

by simon July 13, 2003