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git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.
"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."
by simon January 21, 2004
mugGet the git mae holemug.

grolly

a short human being, of the male gender, intelligent, clever and original
Wow that bloke is amazing, he's a grolly
by Simon September 18, 2003
mugGet the grollymug.

schoolyard

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.
She's a schoolyard mother!
by Simon March 16, 2004
mugGet the schoolyardmug.

Junot

A pale imp like person, usually with a major abundance of hair in the eye brow region. They usually eat many assortments of fish.
by Simon March 24, 2004
mugGet the Junotmug.

Gay Station 2

by Simon October 14, 2003
mugGet the Gay Station 2mug.

Mookie

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.
mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.
by simon July 3, 2003
mugGet the Mookiemug.

touchdown

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.
Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!
by Simon May 2, 2006
mugGet the touchdownmug.

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