simon's definitions

totemo

Japanese for very, used by otaku's tp express the veryness of something said!

Poff: OMG!
Simon: Totemo!

by Simon April 3, 2005

Gap/Gash Rape

The urge to open up a gash or hole in someone and then sexually penetrate the wound.

Your mum is in for some serious gaprape!

by simon May 11, 2004

Gypsy Jokers

An American Outlaw Motorcycle Club started in 1956. Based in Oregon and Washington.

The Gypsy Jokers are a group of men belonging to an Outlaw Motorcycle Club covering Oregon and Washinton.

by Simon July 18, 2004

Monkey Boy

a slang word used in the office to brand a person as a slave of another.

I got 'Monkey Boy' to tidy up that kitchen this morning...

by Simon February 21, 2003

Stray Dave

A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets

ahh gawd! Who's left a Stray Dave in trap 1?

by Simon December 5, 2003

El Spunko

To be well hung, handsome and a skillful hockey player.

That bloke is definately El Spunko.

by Simon April 1, 2005

Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

hahaha what a Duuuncan

by Simon August 28, 2003