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Hung gar

A form of the famous martial art Kung Fu. It's characteristics are low stances and overall aggresive feet and hands.
Don't make me go hung gar on your ass!
by simon April 24, 2005
mugGet the Hung garmug.

Flying Whack-o-Matic

The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things
Ex.

Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
by Simon November 2, 2003
mugGet the Flying Whack-o-Maticmug.

Navism

by Simon March 5, 2003
mugGet the Navismmug.

cha-ching

After selling sh*t for nothing: 'Cha-ching!'
by Simon December 22, 2004
mugGet the cha-chingmug.

happy simon

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.
by Simon March 6, 2004
mugGet the happy simonmug.

Chug nuts

The coagulated lumps of sheep faeces, as compared to winnets
Don't throw those chug nuts at me
by Simon April 15, 2003
mugGet the Chug nutsmug.

Wot doing?

"Wot doing loy"
by Simon March 21, 2003
mugGet the Wot doing?mug.

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