simon's definitions

El Spunko

To be well hung, handsome and a skillful hockey player.

That bloke is definately El Spunko.

by Simon April 1, 2005

Monkey Boy

a slang word used in the office to brand a person as a slave of another.

I got 'Monkey Boy' to tidy up that kitchen this morning...

by Simon February 21, 2003

Gap/Gash Rape

The urge to open up a gash or hole in someone and then sexually penetrate the wound.

Your mum is in for some serious gaprape!

by simon May 11, 2004

munglies

The breasts of a male human, when they are particularly large, and therefore slightly female in appearance. See manboobs.

Darren's prominent munglies were often a source of embarrasment for him.

by Simon August 18, 2003

totemo

Japanese for very, used by otaku's tp express the veryness of something said!

Poff: OMG!
Simon: Totemo!

by Simon April 3, 2005

Whipping or whippin the skippy

To masturbate, stroke one's cock.

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Gypsy Jokers

An American Outlaw Motorcycle Club started in 1956. Based in Oregon and Washington.

The Gypsy Jokers are a group of men belonging to an Outlaw Motorcycle Club covering Oregon and Washinton.

by Simon July 18, 2004