simon's definitions
A game involving a small ball, of around tennis ball size. Invented in breaktime by myself. Couldn't think of a name so just gave it a random one. You just throw the a ball around a room, without getting up from your seat. (So the person can catch it) if they don't catch it they are deemed 'THE CUNT' and are so until someone else recieves the name. If the ball is thrown so the reciever can't catch it, the thrower becomes 'THE CUNT'. it is fun, and causes a lot of damage.
by Simon October 11, 2004

Peter: "there were heaps of free drinks and hot chicks"
Simon: "Wow thats cool"
Peter: "Good times my friend"
Simon: "Wow thats cool"
Peter: "Good times my friend"
by Simon March 20, 2005

Small lumps of faeces from animal, especially rabbits. Also what is formed when a chug nut breaks up
by Simon April 15, 2003

by Simon May 15, 2004

by Simon October 14, 2004

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.
by Simon October 15, 2004
