by Simon October 14, 2003

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.
by simon July 03, 2003

by Simon August 28, 2003

by Simon April 12, 2004

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.
by simon January 21, 2004

by Simon December 28, 2003
