simon's definitions

Whipping or whippin the skippy

To masturbate, stroke one's cock.

Rosewood was not doing his job. Instead, his boss caught him whipping the skippy to pictures of Britney.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Winnets

Small lumps of faeces from animal, especially rabbits. Also what is formed when a chug nut breaks up

Don't eat them, they are winnets, not M&Ms

by Simon April 15, 2003

pubic wig

A pubic wig is a Merkin as opposed to the other defintion which appears to be a spelling mistake.

Merkins are worn on stage for nude scenes and have a very long history, being mentioned in the OED in the 17th Century

by Simon April 4, 2003

El Spunko

To be well hung, handsome and a skillful hockey player.

That bloke is definately El Spunko.

by Simon April 1, 2005

totemo

Japanese for very, used by otaku's tp express the veryness of something said!

Poff: OMG!
Simon: Totemo!

by Simon April 3, 2005

Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

hahaha what a Duuuncan

by Simon August 28, 2003

yulo

n. an amazingly, cute, kinky girl

"YULO!!!! You're so cute."

by simon January 28, 2005