southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

toss off

someone who mastubates either themself, or someone else.

She tossed me off last night..

by Simon January 05, 2004

cunt stack

A orderly arrangement of cunts
usu. along a vertical line

George Bush is a cunt stack

by simon March 11, 2004

fluorescent lighting

probably one of the worst things ever known the human race.
Pollutes offices, schools, etc

Oh god...headache...must break lights...straining eyes...ahhhh

by Simon November 07, 2003

Tuniferous

Of or pertaining to tuna.
1. seafood that confused Jessica Simpson.
2.Smelly vaginal region.

My fingers are tuniferous after feeling up that cheerleader.

by Simon October 16, 2004

bigdickfuck

A pathological Liar

I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.

by Simon April 02, 2003

tweaked

twisted generally related to events perceived while on hallucinogenic drugs, usually referring to an individual.

"Man, last night I dropped five microdots and ran up primrose hill naked! Boy was I tweaked!"

"I was out for a stroll on primrose hill last night and I saw a naked guy running around. He looked HIGHLY tweaked!"

by Simon November 10, 2004