simon's definitions

Banana Man

A person who hands out free bananas!

Wow he is such a banana man

by Simon October 25, 2003

simape

a beast, in shotesham, not to be messed with, or will whack out his mole of power, and go all drop bear on ur ass!

oh no, look simape is coming for us

by simon December 13, 2004

BJB

a term used to describe an unknown scenario

its all BJB from the word get go

by Simon September 30, 2003

Chompers

Chompers are disgusting, dirty, peg selling, hedgehog eating, drive tarmacing thieves.

Other common terms are Pikey, Gypo etc.

The chompers are burning tyres again.

A chomper offered to tarmac my drive.

You dirty chomper.

by simon April 18, 2005

GRIFFNUT

a)LITTLE BIT OF POOP THAT STICKS TO YOUR ARSEHAIR.
b)ANNOYING WORK EXPERIENCE KIDS WHO JUST GET IN THE WAY

a)DANG, I WENT TO THE POOPER AND DIDN'T WIPE MY SHITTER, NOW I'VE GOT GRIFFNUTS
b)GOD DAMN THAT KID IS SUCH A STOOPID GRIFFNUT

by SIMON May 13, 2005

Ride the Tightrope

When a woman is showing a wedgie both in the rear and front of her pants.

Boy, she's really riding the tightrope today!

by simon February 1, 2005

ploppies

A cute term for shit, manure, poo. I first heard the character Randy (the fat borderline retarded) brother on "My Name Is Earl" use this to refer to cow shit.

Earl, he made his hut out of cow ploppies. No woner why it has that smell!
When I cleaned my kitten's litter pan, she left a lot of ploppies because I fed her too much people food.

by Simon May 19, 2008