simon's definitions

buxx

Spammer, hack and poker-playing fatass.

Buxx just sent me an unsolicited commercial advertisement for a get rich quick scheme.

by Simon December 28, 2003

buxx

Gay Sex Slang Term.

The process of making bucked teeth and digging the frontmost pair into male anus.

I fancied a felch from Adam, but instead he gave me a buxx job.

by Simon December 28, 2003

toss off

someone who mastubates either themself, or someone else.

She tossed me off last night..

by Simon January 5, 2004

ith

Hacked weapon, which was massively duped, in Diablo 2. Bought off EBay for obscene prices (100$) only now its gone due to 1.10 patch.

HAHAHA You stupid Ebayer you lost your ITH!

by Simon January 11, 2004

Toilet Trout

A close cousin of the Stray Dave with all the staying power but none of the bouyancy. a Toilet Trout sits on the bottom of the pan developing am orangey-brown "halo"
Can sometimes be shifted by "Tout Tickling" - urinating at high pressure to break the trout down into flushable pieces

that toilet trout must've been there ages, look at the size of the halo!!

by Simon January 19, 2004

git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.

"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."

by simon January 21, 2004

whitie

Glaswegian slang: To experience a moment of near-unconsciousness whilst drunk, similar to a near-death experience but without religious significance.

Ah wuz goin tae get mae hole but ah took a whitie and ended up boakin doon 'er skirt, man.

by simon January 21, 2004