Definitions by shred

Fuck cream sundae 

A fuck cream sundae is when a male ejaculates onto a freshly made sundae during the end of sexual orientation. He then proceeds to put a cherry on top and begins eating it with his spouse out of sexual pleasure. If his spouse is male thats hella gay.

Guy 1: how wacky are you guys in the bed room?
guy 2: super, last night we shared a fuck cream sundae
guy 1: ya'll fuckers stay away from me and my family do you understand? i will not hesitate to call the fucking cops.

Fuck cream sundae by Shred June 24, 2018

U.C.P 

an uncircumsized penis ewww

my friend whose name i wont mention has a ucp and likes to show it off and he has a dog named sparky

U.C.P by shred December 3, 2004

layline

Related to others by who you have slept with. If two guys have dated the same girl, chances are they are related by laylines.

Commonly used in the phrases "related by laylines" or "layline related"

I think that everybody in this world is layline related to Kevin Bacon!

layline by Shred October 10, 2004

Cock the Doc 

This phrase refers to the act of dating a female Doctor, with the intent to get her in the sack. It is usually used in context with one who typically likes to add it to their "achievements" list

So last night, did you cock the doc?

Cock the Doc by Shred October 7, 2004

milkshop 

Round, circular object attached to a woman's chest. Typically there are two attached, side by side. Babies like to feed from these. They are also quite handy for foreplay. The word is typically used in context to describe a quality set of components. Oh, also some guys like to Tune In Tokyo with these.

Wow, that lass is sporting a nice milkshop

milkshop by Shred October 7, 2004

shelf 

If a certain lady has a big rack, she needs a shelf to keep them up.

"Did you see that shelf?"

shelf by Shred October 7, 2004

The Guy Who Signed Up For Fun 

Reference to the movie "Battle Royale".

I'm the guy who signed up for fun!

The Guy Who Signed Up For Fun by Shred February 13, 2004