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Milkshook 

"After it's already been shaken, shouldn't it be a milkshook?"
Milkshook by Slick_ January 18, 2017

pathetic cringing little milksop 

Far, far worse than a regular milksop; the pathetic cringing little milksop is not only an unmanly man, he may also be a whining little faggot, a crying sore loser, a truly pussywhipped man, a wholly dickwhipped woman, or other assorted wastoid.
Jake is such a pathetic cringing little milksop it ain't even funny -- the little bitch whines about anything and everything. He is truly an oxygen thief.
A milksop is an unmanley man.
mr.engasser is a milksop.
milksop by lilhaze October 22, 2006

Milkshook 

To be a right wing snowflake who is totally shook (shaken) at the sight of or mention of milkshake.

Also to have been struck by a milkshake for being a right wing or crypto fascist dickhead.
“Fascist bed wetters be like I feared for my life when they saw what beverage I bought from McDonald’s.”
“Mate they are milkshook for real!”

Or

“Why don’t UKIP canvas round here no more”

“They ain’t ever coming back they’ve been milkshook”

milkshook 

The feeling any right wing extremist public figure experiences when going outside of their habitat. It is the fear of being hit by a milkshake (a BK one in Scottland) as a form of public protest against their beliefs or actions.
A: "Hey, Sargon of Akkad has another public speech today in Swindon"
B:"WOW, he's still going? I thought he'd be too milkshook to even leave his house by now"
milkshook by lilcommieyeet42 May 20, 2019
A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)
Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*