Definitions by shovel breaker

Spider 

A women with a fat body with skinny arms and legs and a flat ass.

Damn man did you see that spider smoking a dart she was gross.

Spider by shovel breaker May 25, 2022

Shit log stalker 

A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.

Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”

Shit log stalker by shovel breaker January 15, 2022

Queer baited 

When a guy drops subtle hints that that he’s into you and then when you work up enough courage to ask him he turns out to be straight and all the effort you put in going down the drain all those built up feelings and no where to put them

My coworker John queer baited me at work by acting way to friendly and flirting with me

Queer baited by shovel breaker January 12, 2022

Coldlove 

One sided love or affection to one

I got that coldlove going on with my relationship we probably going to break up

Coldlove by shovel breaker January 12, 2022

Mercy kiss 

When someone teases someone by flirting with them even though they will never get to be with them.

Bella blew a mercy kiss at me today even though she rejected me.

Mercy kiss by shovel breaker January 12, 2022

cock boarded 

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

cock boarded by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

351ing 

When you fuck a girl in the pussy with three strokes and you pull out wait 5 seconds holding your cum and puttingit in her a ass for a finish

Don “ I did 351ing I did not think I would be able to hold for 5 seconds but when you finally release in the ass it is so satisfying”

351ing by shovel breaker May 27, 2019