shovel breaker's definitions

Powder pig

A women that wears heavy makeup and does tons of coke.

Watch out for the women here there all powder pigs and crack whores.

by shovel breaker May 25, 2022

Blood pudding

When you fuck a women on her period and dip in her vagina and her ass making a sloppy bloody pudding mixing the blood and poo from her ass.

Last night I made some of the best blood pudding with my girl friend.

by shovel breaker May 25, 2022

Spider

A women with a fat body with skinny arms and legs and a flat ass.

Damn man did you see that spider smoking a dart she was gross.

by shovel breaker May 25, 2022

Shit log stalker

A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.

Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”

by shovel breaker January 15, 2022

Queer baited

When a guy drops subtle hints that that he’s into you and then when you work up enough courage to ask him he turns out to be straight and all the effort you put in going down the drain all those built up feelings and no where to put them

My coworker John queer baited me at work by acting way to friendly and flirting with me

by shovel breaker January 12, 2022

Coldlove

One sided love or affection to one

I got that coldlove going on with my relationship we probably going to break up

by shovel breaker January 12, 2022

Mercy kiss

When someone teases someone by flirting with them even though they will never get to be with them.

Bella blew a mercy kiss at me today even though she rejected me.

by shovel breaker January 12, 2022