greifer

(n.)

One who greifs

The 9th commandment: Thou shalt not hearken to the toungue of a greifer

by shooter June 04, 2004

Fob

A device attached to the lanyard which one wears should he attend the center for talented youth. Unlocks the doors to ones dorm.

can also be used as a verb

Lets go *insert in asian name*, i need someone to fob me in

by shooter August 04, 2005

tfp

"Time For Prints". Photography expression meaning the model will get prints of the shots for their time spent modelling.

This is not a paid shoot. It's TFP.

by Shooter August 26, 2004

stairway to heaven

A phenomenon that occurs each time one climaxes or is high on LSD

Also a song by Peter, Paul and Mary which was ripped off by Led Zepplin

To right hand: united we stand, to acheive the stairway to heaven!

by shooter August 04, 2005

greif

(v.) the sensless murder of a humorous statement

to take a joke too far

4th grade
Teacher: And the cow jumped over the moon.

1st person: (To Friends)The cow jumped over her fat ass (laughs)

2nd person: Yeah, and the cow jumped over her fat legs too!

Bystander: man you really greifed that one

by shooter June 04, 2004

greifs

present tense of greif

Stay away from that dude. He greifs jokes all the time

by shooter June 04, 2004

Breaking Benjamin

a group of deliquints sent to a correctional facility for the senseless murder of a young african-american man, Fareek Benjamin. Some say that the method of murder used was so distressing, these men "broke" benjamin. However, in order to remember such a legacy, we call them such in the present tense.

"Did you hear about Breaking Benjamin?"
"Yeah they totally broke his ass!"

by shooter August 04, 2005