Definitions by shomesomethin

compuswear

compuswear, or compswear or compcussing is: to change the spelling of certain cuss words, to bypass the automated filter most websites use to eliminate cuss words... such as those used on public forums or blogs.

Fvck or phuck, and $hit or pi$$ and ni&&er or nigga, and @sshole are all forms of compuswear.

compuswear by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

shittalk

What all forms of hip-hop or Rap are, whether east-coast or west coast or gangsta-rap, it is all loved,appreciated and recognized only by an unintelligent, non-educated, ever growing group of mentally void, soulless young people who are afflicted with the herd instinct, who only know how to follow, or copy someone elses ideas or style or dress code.

Ice-T, Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, 50-cent, Lil Kim, and Lil Wayne are all forms of shittalk.
Ebonics consists of lots of shittalk.

shittalk by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Tons-o-fun 

A large or morbidly obese woman.

Hey dude check her out, she'd be tons-o-fun in bed !!

Tons-o-fun by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

oily joint 

A marijuana cigarette dipped in hash oil, or honey oil, thereby increasing the potency to 10-15 times a regular joint.

I'll be over in a few, I've got some hash oil, if you can come up with a little weed we'll make an oily joint and get blitzed !

oily joint by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

burnt offerings 

This is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished.

I must have gotten at least five hits off that bowl before it tuned to burnt offerings.

burnt offerings by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

California Syndrome

A state of mind that all people who have migrated to california have been afflicted with, see also naivety, idiocy, airhead, dumbass. People with California syndrome are so foolish as to think that the whole world revolves around all things that happen in California, specifically L.A. and Hollywood. These poor people, for reasons unknown, feel they must dress, talk, act, and behave like their "Gods"; all of the actors who work in Hollywood, and make millions of dollars while having little or no talent whatsoever, who succeed by selling the worst films ever made, to their fellow Californians, along with their idea of what "trendy fashion" is.

Any group of people who would elect Ronald Reagan or Arnold Schwarzenegger as their state governor is collectively afflicted with California Syndrome.

California Syndrome by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

fucktruck 

A van, or mini-van, preferably with a bed in it, and no side windows, a motel room on wheels. A place to take a person you just met in a bar to have some privacy, either for sex or a dope deal.

I call my van a fucktruck, because it's like having a motel room with me whereever I go.

fucktruck by shomesomethin July 13, 2010