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Hotslot

A hotslot is a prostitute; a woman who has sex so often that her genetalia may still be warm or wet, from one John to the next.
Dude #1: Hey check out that babe !
Dude #2: Yeah she may look fine, but wear a rubber if you get with her man, she's a real hotslot !
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
mugGet the Hotslotmug.

Calimentality

The ignorant idea that life is somehow better in California than it is in any other state.
All the punks in jail, in just about any place except California have this dumbass Calimentality.
by shomesomethin July 14, 2010
mugGet the Calimentalitymug.

bullbit

bullbit is an exaggeration, or outright lie that somebody puts right in the middle of a true story, a bullbit is usually used as an attempt to make the storyteller appear to be cool. A bullbit is a tiny bit of bullshit that can change a story drastically or just slightly, depending on where, in the story, it is inserted.
His recap of the story was pretty much right on the money, except for the bullbit he tossed in at the end, to try to impress the chicks.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
mugGet the bullbitmug.

compuspeech

A language consisting of shortened or abreviated terms; used both on the computer in chat rooms or blogging/comments, and for text messages, for those who cannot spell or type very well.
lmao, roflmao, lol, wtf, and IMO are all compuspeech,
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
mugGet the compuspeechmug.

booty butter

Lubricant used before anal sex is performed.
Pack that ass with booty butter so it wont be a dry hump.
by shomesomethin July 21, 2010
mugGet the booty buttermug.

One way dirt road

The rectum, or asshole, which is meant to have things go down it just one direction....out, not in.
Nothing better ever go up my asshole, thats a one way dirt road...
by shomesomethin July 30, 2010
mugGet the One way dirt roadmug.

Track-ho

A term used for a female who hangs out in the pits at any type of race track ( usually a circle-track or a drag strip) for the sole purpose of getting seen with the winning drivers.
A track-ho trades sex for the priveledge of being seen with a winning driver.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
mugGet the Track-homug.

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