shit freckles

Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".

At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!

by Shit_4_Brains July 03, 2007

hooker sandwich

the act of having sex with two hookers (or more) at once; especially if you stack them up like a sandwich.

I bet you're hungry for a nice hooker sandwich!

by Shit_4_Brains August 26, 2007

Bumbus

1. an affectionate name for a loved one

2. a name for a vagina, penis, or the sex organs in general

3. A busy bumblebee

4. a bus filled with bums

Hey, you Bumbus ! Bumbus, Bumbus, Bumbus!

by Shit_4_Brains September 03, 2007

Blastasaurus Rex

Someone who smokes (or "blasts") weed all the time, or someone who has been smoking weed for a long time.

Eric used to be such a Blastasaurus Rex, but now he done got himself religion.

by Shit_4_Brains June 23, 2007

Marijaweenie

a slang term for marijuana.

Some people just love to blast and blaze Marijaweenie.

by Shit_4_Brains October 07, 2007

Fecal Finger of Fate

When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".

Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.

by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

Sri Poopy-Poopy

The ancient God of joy, bliss, laughter, and hilarity.

The followers of Sri Poopy-Poopy chant the Holy name thusly:

Sreee Poopy-Poopy, Sreee Poopy-Poopy Peee !

by Shit_4_Brains September 14, 2007