Definitions by shiney monkey

piglion 

A person that fucks over 50 times a day and has an orgasm that lasts over 30 minutes long.

Norman is such a piglion.

piglion by shiney monkey November 16, 2005

Shiney 

The asian way to spell shiny, meaning bright in appearance.

Damn that quarter is so shiney!

Shiney by shiney monkey September 25, 2005

Neil Armstrong 

First man on the moon. He ruined the dreams of many people. He proved the moon wasn't made of cheese...

I hate Neil Armstrong

Neil Armstrong by shiney monkey September 22, 2005

moon landing

A hoax that is in reality a government conspiracy to raise more support.

The moon landing is a fake!

moon landing by shiney monkey September 22, 2005

gay marriage 

A union between members of the same gender that raises debates because some people are dick heads that think it should be banned because it goes against God or is a result of ignorance. Since when the hell does the Bible have any saying in the American consitution?! Gays are people too!

They ban gay marriage because it goes against God but Newsflash: Not everyone believes in God!

gay marriage by shiney monkey September 3, 2005

wumbo 

1.) The opposite of mini as shown in Spongebob
2.) Word meaning "to rapidly hump" created by Norman

1.) Did you set it to wumbo?
2.) I wumboed that chick all night long

wumbo by shiney monkey September 3, 2005